Everyone here makes $250k/year, graduated from an ivy league university and runs sub 15 for 5k.
Everyone here makes $250k/year, graduated from an ivy league university and runs sub 15 for 5k.
you know who wrote:
[quote]Hardloper wrote:
I like two of the "recurring" posts that come up - the Quaker Steak & Lube story and the "real man" thing (as long as the latter doesn't get overused it's funny). I have them, as well as a couple other great posts saved on my hard drive at home in case I ever want to post them or in case the mods decide to delete them.
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You are obviously a complete loser.
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from the Brandon Moen is prepping for a run at the treadmill marathon world record thread.
As insiders know Moen’s loftier goal was to qualify for the U.S. Olympic trials as a marathoner off treadmill training.
430 miler was out and about-
hole versus pile
2006 was a vintage year for memes
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=1695175&page=0Loofa Dog wrote:
Can't believe this hasn't come up:
I once bought a new car. Well, it wasn't new, but I just bought it, so it felt new. One door panel had been replaced, so my white car had a red door. It looked like a giant Tylenol.
As I pulled into my driveway, I saw a giant goat in the garage. I thought, "Good Grannies alive, what's that goat doing in here?" It was then that my wife stepped out of the front door and asked what was going on. I said, "There's a goat in the garage!" "A goat in the garage?" "Yeah, a goat in the garage."
Wouldn't you know it, our cat came out of the kitty door. He started going, "Meow, meow, meow!" All crazy like. Then the goat turned its attention to the cat food dish and started chowing down like a horse (well, more like a goat, really). "Meow!" Cat's still going crazy.
I thought about the situation, and decided then and there that if I ever want to PR in the marathon again, I've GOT to increase my mileage!
That's not really an inside joke, more of a "favorite post" type thing, though I agree it was and is hilarious. My hat's off to whoever wrote it.
Someone else on here kept creating threads for a while that almost made sense but didn't, like the author wrote a story but kept leaving out sentences which would tie the events together. I found them hilarious. They all got deleted, so I can't quote any, but man, they were hilarious.
Unfortunately I never read the rexing thread or marathon on a track. I really feel like I missed out.
Tommy2Nuttz wrote:
I noticed only two people so far got my reference to the 'crete. Leads me to believe most of the posters here are very new.
Surprising.
Concrete Runner = all-time great.
Why do triathletes suck at everything? Jack of all trades and yet they master none.
Some friend of a local triathlete came into our local running store the other day bragging how his triathlete buddy told him he was one of the fastest runners in town. So naturally we checked local results. He finished 19th in our local thanksgiving 8k race in a blazing 30:05.
My favorites are pretty standard.
Cat, Pirate, Gun Girl
the430miler
Web is Back Baby!!!
Keeping it on the crete
Running the 800 on pure hate
Baby Nationals
Gobble Gobble
running 800 on pure hate
World university rankings / California has the best colleges guy
The grizzly bear 800 meter race thread
Larry Rawson
Calling someone a 'moran.'
Linsanity wrote:
Calling someone a 'moran.'
a MORAN is not the same as a MORON...
Moran=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moran_%28Maasai%29
You must be new here, moran..
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=4949350&page=4
1.Gobble Gobble
2.Marathon on a track
3.Webbs Baconator workouts
4.Clowns
5. X goes home devasted
6.Please delete the "Please delete the xxxxx thread"
7.D3 girls
8. x_fit_guy
9.Training cat to run/dead monkeys
10. Leg speed velocity
Hypothetical Kenyan LRC threads
rupp-certified saladbar wrote:
Keep it on the 'crete was sweet. Miss that dude.
Tommy2Nuttz wrote:
I noticed only two people so far got my reference to the 'crete. Leads me to believe most of the posters here are very new.
rupp-certified saladbar wrote:
Surprising. Concrete Runner = all-time great.
Agreed, but only to a certain extent. Do you remember when the Concrete Runner "jumped the shark?"
It has been several years, so I forget all of the details regarding the entire scenario. Regardless, long ago there was a topic thread started on these message boards about the very untimely death of a young person. Again, I forget who it was or the exact circumstances surrounding their demise, but it was definitely a tragic event. However, your friend thought that it was still appropriate to jump into the conversation and say something like "He should have kept it on the 'crete... might still be alive."
Up until that point I had enjoyed his little contributions, too. After that I lost all respect for him, and based upon the backlash within that discussion many others did, also. Essentially, he started believing his own hype and felt he could do no wrong.
254runner wrote:
Linsanity wrote:Calling someone a 'moran.'
a MORAN is not the same as a MORON...
Moran=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moran_%28Maasai%29
Yeah, that's the joke...
Is __________ update?
In order to have great stamina, you have to be doing xfit sprints, be buff and jacked doing xfit workouts.
from the top troll at the moment, x_fit_the_real_1 (while at 130 pounds, he is probably doing his daily 10 miler in 68:00 or faster)
D3 Girls was awesome.
http://www.falteisek.com/photos/My%20Pictures/Family/Felicia/3%20F%208%2015%2005%20120.JPGfsfsdfsdf wrote:
Can somebody please explain Pirate Cat Gun Girl
