I want to sneak into Area 51 and inifltrate the base...can it be done?

you are dumb as hell dude I hope you know they aint gonna wait on you and your probably a gonner anyways but umm I think its a stupid idea because its on tight lockdown I aint even gonna explain how stupid it is its just a military base that has very strict and limited access but you cant just waltz up in there thinking your gonna survive you have to be immortal and invinceable to survive but umm dude don't be stupid that's a suicide mission and well the only people who get in there are ones who are extremely smart and people they can completely trust and those who know how to keep their mouth shut and their thoughts to them selves and anyone who doesn't keep their mouth shut and that the military personnel cant trust anymore or if you have broken their trust after seeing whats behind all of that after seeing all of that top secret stuff its a death sentence for who ever leaves and cant keep their loud mouth shut so be warned don't you dare come near it unless you want to die they wont warn you but I am but if I were there it would be strict policy to shoot on site they have to shoot and kill you the second they see you on their radars and in their weapon sights they will show no mercy

Dude put down the pipe and stop necroposting.

thunder gun wrote:

you get allot of live stock like 500 thousand sheep and goats and some dogs to keep them together

Too many. They would be detected on super-advanced radar far away enough to be bombed into shreds.

What you need to do is use the new cyber-cockroach technology to make a controllable cockroach, and hide under it. Nobody will notice a little cockroach sneaking into the base. You can even crawl under doors.

NEEEEEECROOOOOO!

Great thread. I would tend to agree with Bad Wigins, that the super secret stuff is probably elsewhere. Reading through this reminds me of how much I disagree with all of this "government" cloak and dagger nonsense. I say "government" because these are covert operators, who are accoutable to no one...except for the Money Power and/or other, more important covert operators. What a sham. What a waste of tax dollars. A "government" that keeps such secrets is a government that has much to hide.

I should add that no one could even come close to pulling off this type of ridiculous stunt. My captain (when I was in the miltary) drove out toward Area 51, just to have a look. As he neared the area, a few armed guards approached his vehicle and said: "Sir, you will have to turn your vehicle around and leave." He outranked all of them, but they could care less.

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well you could but you need the right equipment and maps, blue prints , and some one who has been in there but not worked there ok i my self know, how where, and which way to get there i know what you need And if you think im lying well then suit yourself i know more than the people that work in there 😉

Went to Vegas for a bachelor party and one guy was a no show. He hAd a job loading and washing trucks in Utah for a trucking "company". Turns out there was really just one client even though shipments and manifests had lots of places they all went to same place. So the cheapskate stowed aboard one listed for Vegas trying to get a free ride. We heard that he got somewhere woke up to MPs arresting him and holding him for 48 hours then put back in a truck driven to his job and released. They let him keep his job but we're pretty strict afterwards.

Can't say for sure where he ended up but he thinks it was the place. He did not see or learn anything and pretty much was asleep in the truck or detained in a loading bay the whole time.

He ran PRs for the next 3 months at 5k that he never touched again. Probably just coming from a summer at altitude. Probably.

Matt Damon wrote:

I heard Alan Webb's father, David Webb, used to be in deep cover for the treadstone project and assumed the alias Jason Bourne. He might know a thing or two about how to get in.

That would explain why Bourne could run a half-mile flat out before his hands started shaking. I'll bet that he could go sub 1:50.

U will need 400 pounds of c4 and a bucket of chicken

Love how this thread was before the invention of drones. We flew two Dji Phantoms over the base with no major issues. It was during 4th of July, so there wasn't much activity at the "base", as we didn't see any movement. Posted the video on YouTube, but we had to take it down. Am actually working to get it back up again. It's probably a bit disappointing to most, but cool that we droned over the area.

Dress as an alien, lay in front of the front gate and wait until they bring you in and examine you then jump up and hide. You're welcome.

black ops wrote:

I decided today that I'm going to make a long time plan to break into Area51, undetected, and gain information on top secrets. Any tips for me?

Area 51 strip club, Enid, OK., has a cover charge so breaking in is an option, but you might get detected by the bouncers. As far as info. and top secrets, if you're lucky you might get to see one of the dancer's landing strips and get her phone number.

Also, illiterate posters please note:To "censor" somebody’s speech or writing is to try to suppress it by preventing it from reaching the public.

A device which senses any change like changes in light or electrical output is a "sensor."

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Vladimir Putin

I would suggest getting a pilot license because your going to want to survey but you'll get shot down because what kind of idiot would try to break into this place and trust me I would try but I know it's practically impossible but if u do were black survey survey survey even if it takes 20 years that is your best bet learn there strategys what they do how they move write down the times they go out then study the cameras and study the movements of them and for gods sake if u do get in there try not to get killed and if u get in and get out and they found your DNA your screwed so my advice don't get caught I suggest don't do it

JK hi it's me again your an idiot

I have studied Area 51 night and day through out weeks on Summer's mostly I know the place like the back of my hand every way in and every way out message me it's time for the government to stop hideing shit from us

don't worry i will join,lets do it together.i want to know what is this world before i die so lets die knowing what world we are in.

or join the CIA!

Pickles wrote:

Don't post about it online is my one and only tip.