BREAKING NEWS STRAIGHT FRON THE LASALLE WEBSITE:
TODD WITZLEBEN FIRED AS ASSISTANT COACH AT LA SALLE UNIVERSITY. ALLEGEDLY, HE WAS CAUGHT SHOOTING EPO INTO THE BUTTOCKS OF TYLER JONES, AND TO COVER UP, BOTH FLED THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA. TODD "WOODY" WITZLEBEN, FORMER A10 CROSS COUNTRY CHAMP AND AVID LETSRUN DORK, WILL TAKE HIS COACHING ABILITIES TO KEENE STATE UNIVERSITY, THE ALMA MATER OF CHARLES TORPEY, WITH WHOM WITZLEBEN WAS CAUGHT CHEATING ON HIS BOYFRIEND WITH EIGHT MONTHS AGO.
the lasalle team is in shambles. how will they overcome this loss and how will this affect the rankings????