That one might not be true.
That one might not be true.
If anything they would have stolen it to get a cow to have sex with themselves...
Okay, that I'd believe.
LOL :)
Jeff Perlis wrote:
Why are you impersonating me? We know exactly who took it and exactly how we're going to get it back.
If your plan involves breaking into the thieves' house, could you do their dishes while you're there?
hey, the dirtiest and "sucks-at-turning-or-the-lights" did all of our dishes this weekend.
make the 'Gasm do it... again.
I really hope whoever has the bear burns it and posts a video of it on youtube.
woah i wanna hear more about the tufts dude and the williams dude hooking up. musta been pretty good if he'd give up the bear for it. i want all the juicy details
From what I heard, the kid who had the bear opened the door in just a towel... things could only have gone uphill from there.
As much as Perlis deserves to be made fun of, the real architects of any bear-retrieval are going to be the guys whose seasons are already over, who thought it would be fun to fill space on the Williams bus rather than being somebody elsewhere.
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http://ase.tufts.edu/athletics/MenCrossCountry/profiles/year/2009/brinkman.htmHeard Williams was the receiver and then had to give the bear. And now Colby has it.
And now Colby has it.
at the moment, this actually seems like the least reasonable possibility yet.
BOLTVATION wrote:
And now Colby has it.at the moment, this actually seems like the least reasonable possibility yet.
They've had it before. I doubt any of the guys running for Colby are fast enough to get away wit it though.
wow now wrote:
hey, the dirtiest and "sucks-at-turning-or-the-lights" did all of our dishes this weekend.
make the 'Gasm do it... again.
'Tasm?
Bates Runna wrote:
BOLTVATION wrote:at the moment, this actually seems like the least reasonable possibility yet.
They've had it before. I doubt any of the guys running for Colby are fast enough to get away wit it though.
sometimes weight makes up for speed
Pyro wrote:
I really hope whoever has the bear burns it and posts a video of it on youtube.
Not only would that really suck for the williams cross country team, but it would blow for all of the other nescac schools as well. They probably have just as much fun trying to steal the bear as williams does trying to protect it. By destroying it, they would (assuming tufts has it) prevent ALL future generations of tufts runners the enjoyment of stealing the bear, forever...
Destroying it would be fun for less than a minute, and the bear would be replaced by a gaping emptiness. Without traditions, XC would just be mindless running/training
'Hasm?
Yeah, the theft was a plot to stop people from running. You found us out.
That bear has been part of Williams tradition for 30 years. A new bear might be a chance for a fresh start without all the crap that's been put on it over the years.
You guys are all wrong. My team has the bear.