As an adult, have you ever worn a jersey with another man's name on it?

No, I never would because I'm not some other man's b!tch.

Also, I have awareness and understanding that my individual support makes no difference to any player or team.

I don't think I've ever worn a player's jersey with his name on it... but one thing I did do...

In the '90s... jorts were in style. I loved 'em. Most comfortable thing ever invented.

By the mid 2000s people made fun of people who wore them to games... Along with "grown men" who wore team jerseys.

I still wanted to wear jorts to games... but I didn't want to get laughed at.

So I got me an Oklahoma jersey (because that is who's games I attended... it was #6) and I had a place put "Jortman" on the back of it. And I would wear my jorts with the jersey to the game.

People laughed because they got the joke. But I still got to be comfortable wearing jorts to the games.

I don't go anymore because the next generation behind me now uses my tickets and I stay at home to where I can get to the bathroom and the beer faster.