Breaking news: Trump fires Jesus Christ!
“He doesn’t follow orders and I can’t trust him.”
Breaking news: Trump fires Jesus Christ!
“He doesn’t follow orders and I can’t trust him.”
jesseriley wrote:
Breaking news: Trump fires Jesus Christ!
“He doesn’t follow orders and I can’t trust him.”
Ha, exactly... we’ll take his word for it. Here’s a great interview with the devil - I mean it, really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=BUOY8wY60W4&feature=emb_logoDems are having a tough time.
It's going to be a very tough 4 more years for them,
But honestly? You guys should learn to lose with grace.
Many of you voted for Hillary, and she lost the electoral vote by a significant margin. Despite having all the major American institutions behind her.
You guys lost the majority of American support on the Mueller, on the 'russia russia russia,' on impeachment. The economy has improved, and the end-of-the-world prognostications by many of you great minds have proven wrong.
Again, try to be graceful losers. Maybe one day you'll learn how to win?
A perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Leftists consider them intellectual and moral elites, yet can't figure out how to beat the low-IQ 'trumplicans' and 'trumpanzees.'
Meanwhile, the VAST majority of Trump supporters just go about their days working, providing for their families, and loving in God
https://www.infowars.com/hey-don-lemon-tests-show-trump-voters-smarter-than-hillary-supporters/
Actually, I think fat boy fired God, too.
Because God thinks he’s donald trump! Uppity guy!
semsurr wrote:
A perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Leftists consider them intellectual and moral elites, yet can't figure out how to beat the low-IQ 'trumplicans' and 'trumpanzees.'
Meanwhile, the VAST majority of Trump supporters just go about their days working, providing for their families, and loving in God
https://www.infowars.com/hey-don-lemon-tests-show-trump-voters-smarter-than-hillary-supporters/
Infowars, awwww that’s cute. It’s acting, much like WWE.
https://www.businessinsider.com/lawyer-alex-jones-infowars-playing-character-acting-2017-4A weird miserable man for other weird miserable men to follow.
https://observer.com/2019/04/alex-jones-austin-public-access-tv-origin-story/semsurr wrote:
A perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
You do not understand what that effect is. The definition below is a perfect description of your "type".
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trump%20Derangement%20Syndrome“Trump 2020! ‘Cause even hitler never got re-elected!”
“Trump 2020! I’ll make the trains run on time, after I tie everyone to the tracks!”
L L wrote:
Trump fires the people that testified against him.
And Trump supporters were so befuddled about why the whistleblower didn’t want to testify and why that person was protected.
This would be like going to HR to say your boss was harassing you and getting fired for reporting it.
He fired them because they revealed a state secret.
Do you remember this old Soviet joke?
A man was arrested after shouting "Khrushchev is an idiot!" in the Red Square.
He was later sentenced to 23 years in prison. Three years for insulting the state leader, and 20 years for revealing a state secret.
Yeah, now I see what trump meant about Article 2.
In his puny brain Article 1 is, President is always right.
Article2: if President is wrong, refer to Article 1.
jesseriley wrote:
Yeah, now I see what trump meant about Article 2.
In his puny brain Article 1 is, President is always right.
Article2: if President is wrong, refer to Article 1.
Hmm. Article 1 establishes Congress, Article 2 the presidency.
Okay.
They tried to teach him with cue cards, but eventually gave up.
Only thing he could remember was, “Article 2 says I can do whatever I want.”
Trollminator wrote:
https://twitter.com/pablo_honey1/status/1226154746093932546?s=21
Love the way he used quotation marks--as though Vindiman were not *really* a light colonel.
Yeah, meltdown/tantrum. Obviously needs a diaper change & a nap.
*Vindman
Nerts.
Yeah, about that... wrote:
*TRUMP
Nerts.
^ Fixed
There is a wild card in the election. His acquittal celebration speech indicates his brain isn't working right. This is about visiting Scalise at the hospital:
"A lot of wives wouldn’t give a damn. A lot of wives would’ve said, how is he doing? She couldn’t even talk, she was inconsolable,” Trump said. “Most wives would say, not good, listen I’m going home now. The doctor came in and the wife was a total mess. She was really devastated. It really looked like he had a 20, 25 percent chance.”
Trump then pivoted to praising Scalise for “setting a record for blood loss” and being “better looking now.”
“You’re more handsome now. You weren’t that good-looking. You look good now,” Trump said. “He looks better now, can you believe it? I don’t know what the hell that is. It’s true. Better now.”
Most wives don't stay at the hospital when their husband are shot? He continued with some bizarre story about Scalise returning to play in a game and, although it was worded oddly, that his range wasn't as good as Bobby Richardson's used to be. He also gave a blow by blow description of Scalise being shot.
A lot speakers will often single people out in an audience and say something funny or interesting about that person. It's not that difficult, but Trump just cannot do it.
semsurr wrote:
Dems are having a tough time.
It's going to be a very tough 4 more years for them,
But honestly? You guys should learn to lose with grace.
Many of you voted for Hillary, and she lost the electoral vote by a significant margin. Despite having all the major American institutions behind her.
You guys lost the majority of American support on the Mueller, on the 'russia russia russia,' on impeachment. The economy has improved, and the end-of-the-world prognostications by many of you great minds have proven wrong.
Again, try to be graceful losers. Maybe one day you'll learn how to win?
What a week:
Trump gave an epic SOTU
82% of Independents approved of Trump's SOTU
Botox Pelosi loses her mind
Trump acquitted & takes a victory lap
Iowa was a Dem disaster
Appeals court throws out the emoluments case against Trump (A Flagpolian Flop)
"Mr." Vindman fired from the NSC
China lowering tariffs
Al Qaeda terrorist killed
225,000 jobs added in Jan
M-A-G-A!!!
#Trumplandslide
KAG2020