I was running and approached two kids on bikes, both probably around 8 or 9. As I ran closer one of the kids got a huge grin on his face and when I got within hearing distance he says, very matter of factly, "My weiner is hard," then kept peddling on his way. I had to stop because I laughed so hard.
Reese wrote:
Reese wrote:"Damn skinheads!" (Some sort of mixture of rednecks and skin heads)
Shit i meant, "Damn skin-necks"
Quit making shit up you liar.
When I was -- ahem -- not as lean as I used to be:
"Want a burger to go with that shake?"
Not bad at all.
I cannot recall ever having been heckled while running. Maybe it's my town, I don't know.
One time while in college I was swimming and diving at the pool. They had an open time for kids to come in (this was during the summer). Anyway, after a dive I'm getting out of the pool and this little girl, about 8 or 10, looks at my shorts and says "Is there enough room in there for me?" My buddy almost drowned he was laughing so hard.
i was running past a mental hospital with a friend and a black guy yelled, "get out of my world evil white man"
sometimes if we're driving out of town from a track meet and there's a lot of other runners out cooling down/warming up (or if i see any teammates out on runs around town) i'll yell something along the lines of "Running's for fags!!!!" or you f'n homo!!" the teammates all throw up the finger until they realize it's me and when it's to strangers they generally just ignore it... if they only knew the irony:)
"You dropped your pocket!", I haven't gotten it but I have used it, it's funny how many people will turn around and look on the ground
Me and a few guys were going pretty quick towards the end of a run on a wide popular trail, and we are running by a father with two young sons.
Son 1: Can you run faster than them, Dad?
Father: Yes, son. Yes I can. (Smiling)
Son 2: Haha, YEA!
It was really quite funny, especially the way the dad replied and how excited the kids were.
I had just finished a long run on a hot day, and was cooling my legs off with the hose. A lesbian couple came walking down the street, and I could just sense they were going to say something.
It turned out to be: "If you keep watering them, they'll grow"
I couldn't think of a good comeback despite the 10 seconds of anticipation.
Housewife walking at Green Lake in Seattle as I'm running a tempo:
"Wow, I bet he eats his green beans."
No idea.
i got another one i just rememberd in track. we had a home track meet and i just ran the 800.i was all tired and on the floor in the infield. lol a sprinter on our team came up to me and said,"why in the hell dou run an 800 or 1600 or 3200?" i was like what r u talking about? he then said," well, u just got all tired for what? running to the same spot?" it took me a while to get it but it was so funny when i got it! at least sprinters go from point A and end at point B. well we distance runners go from point A all the way back to point A.
Lee wrote:
i got another one i just rememberd in track. we had a home track meet and i just ran the 800.i was all tired and on the floor in the infield. lol a sprinter on our team came up to me and said,"why in the hell dou run an 800 or 1600 or 3200?" i was like what r u talking about? he then said," well, u just got all tired for what? running to the same spot?" it took me a while to get it but it was so funny when i got it! at least sprinters go from point A and end at point B. well we distance runners go from point A all the way back to point A.
It took you a while to get that? What is there to think about? And I'm sure your boy never runs the 400, because that's another stupid race. Har har har.
Not in the 400m dash.
I was running on a gradual downhill trail and this mountain biker comes up behind me and rudely YELLS "on your Left". So I move over and slightly pick it up because there is a huge steep uphill portion coming up.
he got a decent gap on me before the hill but I was pissed and he was not in that good of shape.
he held me off for as long as he could and I said "on your left" as I jetted past him. luckily my car was just a half mile away and I had finished my run before he passed me. he was pretty humbled by being passed.
I was running around this local lake when this group of kids, four or five, from the adjacent trailer part started after my teammate and I. I tried to be mature about them but they were riding at the same pace as us on this service road about ten feet away. They were yelling every thing you could think of. Then this kid thought that he would ride his bike into me. Right when he got into arms length I slapped him on his helmet, not hurting him but scaring him to tears. I don’t think I exploded or anything, I jus wanted to get my point across.
RUNINTHESUN wrote:
I was running on a gradual downhill trail and this mountain biker comes up behind me and rudely YELLS "on your Left". So I move over and slightly pick it up because there is a huge steep uphill portion coming up.
he got a decent gap on me before the hill but I was pissed and he was not in that good of shape.
he held me off for as long as he could and I said "on your left" as I jetted past him. luckily my car was just a half mile away and I had finished my run before he passed me. he was pretty humbled by being passed.
I bet he was a tri guy.
While running in a shitty section of Philly one day, a school bus packed with 7-8 year olds drives buy a group of us running down the street. The bus was just excelerating off of a stop sign, and thus wasn't traveling very fast when it passed. One creative youngster yells out his window at the 8 or ten of us. "Go back to Europe." Most creative shoutout i've ever heard. Wanted to fire something back,(well we brought you over) but thebus was gone in a flash.
1337hax0r wrote:
Lee wrote:i got another one i just rememberd in track. we had a home track meet and i just ran the 800.i was all tired and on the floor in the infield. lol a sprinter on our team came up to me and said,"why in the hell dou run an 800 or 1600 or 3200?" i was like what r u talking about? he then said," well, u just got all tired for what? running to the same spot?" it took me a while to get it but it was so funny when i got it! at least sprinters go from point A and end at point B. well we distance runners go from point A all the way back to point A.
It took you a while to get that? What is there to think about? And I'm sure your boy never runs the 400, because that's another stupid race. Har har har.
well u know when ur tired after a race u feel lazy and u dont want to think..well thats what i did. i love the 400 but only in the 4x4 open 4 is gay.
Excellent!
It wasnt while I was running but I went down to Mexico for the fourth of July a few years back and I was wearing a Chicago Police shirt. Some guy came up to me and said "You a rookie mother f*cker? Im going to kill you mother f*cker! Just kidding mother f*cker." I was terrified.