Running - pretty quick cruise pace, down a long straight alley, there's this kid walking - no swaggering, coming the otherway towards me.
We watch each other as the gap closes.
As we get close I can see he's about 12 years old and 4'6" - now me, I'm 50 next birthday.
As we pass he looks me in the eye and says:
"You ain't so f***in' hard"
It was so ridiculous that it kept me chuckling for miles.