Best line shouted at your from passing car while on a run

the classic is run forest run and every time i hear i want to smack who it is that says it. but the best original yell was "run motha f***a run". this dude then proceeded to run down the street and jump up and grab a limb from tree. savage but funny

a few weeks ago an older guy i run with and myself were doing a ten miler at a little after seven in the morning, which is when the bus picks up the kiddies here. where were in an iffie neighborhood and the kids were all like 10-13 and the school is only like four blocks away.

as we run by, the usual suspects spout the usual bull shit. my friend crosses the street without breaking stride and screams right in their faces, "get off of your lazy f***ing asses and walk to school, you fat asses!" needless to say, there was no more taunting after that.

several years ago, a few teammates and i were warming up for our conference meet in suburban k.c. one of my teammates was an ex-marine and tough as a coffin nail. a redneck in a truck with a passenger just about ran us over in an intersection. the passenger says something smart ass, so my friend catches up to them at the next light. my friend tries to open the door (passenger), but the guy locked it. the window was halfway down, so my friend tries to rip the window out. he's reaching to pull the guy out of the truck, while at the same time yelling, "i'll end your f***ing life!" to the guy. not very subtle, yet effective to say the least. i think the guy about dropped a letter in his mailbox.