SpaRtaQuLVs wrote:
you can't imagine what a real workout is until you have banged one of these sleek, horny otters of the pool all night long.
About the only thing that I believe that you have ever posted here is that you have copulated with an otter.
Ask them to predict your 5K based on this workout.
Don't mention anything about running in your profile.
All you need to say is:
"If you don't choose me, you will stay home DEVASTATED!!!!!!!!!"
Gosh do you people have no reading comprehension? It's already been said many times that it's not "someone who has to be a runner" but someone who is passionate about fitness, besides running.
Mr. Obvious wrote:
SpaRtaQuLVs wrote:you can't imagine what a real workout is until you have banged one of these sleek, horny otters of the pool all night long.
About the only thing that I believe that you have ever posted here is that you have copulated with an otter.
Post of the year? I think so.
Include a picture of you running with the caption "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."
Your online profile is what will help people decide whether to contact you or not. Make sure to mention running like one of your interests. Let people think you're not paranoid about running. Btw, which dating service are you going to use? This one http://www.asiandate.com is really great!
How does this sound: "I like being physically fit, and try to do something active every day, usually running. Does that convey an interest in fitness while not pushing it, and also show you're more than a "once every two weeks" exerciser?
Not sure if this has been suggested yet
"Running is very important to me. Despite this, I am not actually a jerk"
It sounds pretty interesting, but I can say that I like a slightly different dating service. This service is called Slavic-Dating. Here is the link https://slavic-dating.com/ . I’m sure that here you can find a good and interesting person to communicate and search for common interests.
Your dating yourself.