speeps wrote:
Running on Empathy wrote:Mr. Bean didn't do it for you?
All I know is that Rio will be 1000 times better than this.
Like Carnival and the beach mixed together.
And a whole lot of f*cking!
speeps wrote:
Running on Empathy wrote:Mr. Bean didn't do it for you?
All I know is that Rio will be 1000 times better than this.
Like Carnival and the beach mixed together.
And a whole lot of f*cking!
Need it Bad wrote:
speeps wrote:All I know is that Rio will be 1000 times better than this.
Like Carnival and the beach mixed together.
And a whole lot of f*cking!
Correction: Ass f*cking, Catholic country, they have to remain virgin till married.
--Ask some Brazilians.
And lots of STDS.
What an absolute riot, listening to a bunch of Yanks trying to comprehend anything. Okay, only 80 % of you are total f***ing idiots, the rest at least try to understand something from beyond the border. Well done, Brits, excellent ceremony!
worst opening ceremony ever wrote:
We didn't lease our land TO her, you dumb 'merican. Just because her picture is on our money doesn't make her my queen. We've got loons on our money too, but they don't own our land. Not much of it anyway.
Might want to rethink that..."The ownership factor is 1. The Queen is the sole legal owner of all the land of Canada."
from:
http://www.whoownstheworld.com/canada/msnjd wrote:
Insecure Canadian.
Why? Because I had the wrong Elizabeth? Give me a break. They have the same name except for those stupid roman numerals after their names. Why are Brits relying on Italian numbers to name their monarchs anyway? What kind of a dumb idea is that? The guy that came up with that idea is probably related to the numbnut behind these opening ceremonies. Vancouver was SO much better.
Wow. No wonder all the British car companies are owned by the Germans. What a sloppy, lazy mess. Where's Benny Hill when you need him?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376305_500235740005884_785469768_n.jpg
worst opening ceremony ever wrote:
We didn't lease our land TO her, you dumb 'merican. Just because her picture is on our money doesn't make her my queen. We've got loons on our money too, but they don't own our land. Not much of it anyway.
Mrs. M wrote:
Might want to rethink that..."The ownership factor is 1. The Queen is the sole legal owner of all the land of Canada."
from:
http://www.whoownstheworld.com/canada/
Why would I rethink that? Your link supports what I wrote!
A lot of the athletes are pretty hot.
Mrs. M wrote:
And lots of STDS.
Most of us are already carrying STDs as it is. Might as well have a little fun to accompany the inconvenience.
The ceremony was awful, but I like the parade of nations. It's the only time I get to see so many beautiful women from so many different countries. I don't get out that much.
A white swimmer carrying the flag for KENYA??????
Mrs. M wrote:
A white swimmer carrying the flag for KENYA??????
I thought I was seeing things.
Was he.adopted?
people watch that? wrote:
People actually watch the opening ceremony? Why? You knew there wouldn't be any actual athletic events happening during the ceremony, right?
This. The Olympics is all about athletic competition. What's the point of watching the silliness the precedes the actual event?
[quote]Running on Empathy wrote:
What were you expecting?/quote]
At least something like the "Step Up Revolution ?"
In all seriousness, when I first saw this thread, I didn't want to click onto it until I saw the " non live" version....sighs. So far, I haven't missed much and agree w/the OP thus far...😢
The opening ceremony needed more cowbell and definitely some Benny Hill.
That was effed. Like watching a David Lynch film on mushrooms.
The most leftie opening ceremony I have ever seen — more than Beijing, the capital of a communist state!
THIS IS THE FASTEST PARADE EVER!