Longest urination?

The longest Urination probably belongs to either Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds or Austin Powers in International Man of Mystery.

Im from Milwaukee wrote:

towhee wrote:

NOT! That is basically like saying you jumped off the Sears tower, then try to claim credit for the WR for 442 meters.

Hey towhee, FYI, the Sears Tower was renamed the Willis Tower a while back. It is probably best if you stayed away from this message board, as you lower the content value every time you post.

Nobody calls it the Willis Tower.

Unchariotable wrote:

monkey in the middle wrote:

My PR is 60 seconds, but I did it with someone else holding my pee shooter, Top that sh*t!!

Like Amby Burfoot in Personal Best.

Uh, no. That was Kenny Moore, Denny Stites, water polo champ!

13.09 MINUTES X3

Geezer whizzer wrote:

Like many my age, my prostate is squeezing on my urethra and so what used to be a torrent has become a slow trickle. But it does keep flowing, on and on and on, until I'm empty. Frankly, it can be annoying if I'm in a hurry or when somebody is waiting for me. Finally something on Letsrun I could have a shot at winning, but no I'm a believer in not timing my runs.

Count me among the pee challenged. The sudden sense of urgency has improved my sprinting.

Never thought to time it.

I would of been 2:10 - 2:20 but about halfway through I had to pass gas for about :20 before continuing. The fart provided more relief and contentment than the pee did.

Geezer whizzer wrote:

Like many my age, my prostate is squeezing on my urethra and so what used to be a torrent has become a slow trickle. But it does keep flowing, on and on and on, until I'm empty.

I hear you. My last marathon, had to stop at the 10K port-a-john, and it took almost 2 minutes to empty my bladder. Just sat there, watching the time tick away, as the trickle trickled. Didn't catch up with my pace group until 20 miles.

Will your urination time go back to normal over time Ronnie?

After hiking to the top of the Continental Divide in CO, near Aspen, thence chugging water and a Coors or two, I peed on the divide withe the knowledge that simultaneously, part of my stream was going to the Gulf of Mexico and the other, the Pacific Ocean, for some sort of distance record. (I submitted it to Guinness for a record, haven't heard back, might be verification/witness statements issues.)

Damnnn3:10 what did you do just wake up???

not sure of the time, but I had to flush twice.

Justin93_the_real_one_1 wrote:

The longest Urination probably belongs to either Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds or Austin Powers in International Man of Mystery.

Strange Brew?

The longest I’ve ever gotten was around 4 minutes and 10 seconds, i uploaded it to YouTube if you wanna try and find it. The screen is black the whole time, but I drank a gallon of water and it felt very good. By the way, it’s not on my Mosey Two Channel, it’s on a channel I made a long while ago.

2 minutes and 37 seconds

In high school i went to see Titanic (yeah...) with a bunch of friends when i was a freshman. I sat next to the girl i had a crush on and drank a massive lemonade or fruit punch at the beginning of the movie. I didn't want to get up because i had a weird fear i wouldn't get to sit next to this girl if I got up, so I endured.

I had to pee so badly when the movie ended and told my friend (also had to pee badly) it was going to be epic so I started my stop watch at the urinal. It just didn't stop and was a crazy weird feeling peeing so long, but i assure you this is a real number. I have since broken 90 seconds a few times, but nothing like that day in 1997.

2:37

i ended up having sex with the girl in college too, so it was probably worth holding it

one time it took me over an hour just to squeeze out one 3 inch long turd.

I got the bright idea to drink a 6-pack, then get on a bus to the airport. The bus took an hour, and I'd waited at the bus stop maybe 15 minutes before, after spending 10 minutes getting there. Sort of had to pee when the bus was arriving, but I was drunk enough to think I could handle it.

Not 20 minutes later, I was visualizing breaking a bus window to pee into the wind. (No, not a bus with a bathroom, you see.)

20 minutes after that, I was literally delirious in pain, speaking in tongues.

I can't recall the next 20, but I did crawl over the seats in front of me to get out first, before the bus even stopped. Sprinted with my bag to the nearest restroom.

2:14, and the first minute was a firehose.

I'm a female, and I have a pretty big bladder( I can go up to 8 hours without peeing). Though, I can pee for at least 4 or 5 minutes

wow, can you send me a video of that long peeing!

My cat eats carrots and pees.