You’re at a bar and Keely sits down next to you, what do you say?

you look too skinny, can i buy you a sandwich?

FB: You don't recognise me do you. The name is Bol, Femke Bol. Let's trash talk eaxh other for Let's run posters to write about. Me first: Did your mom not know how to spell Kelly? Also, your surname technically has you as son of Hodgekin. Micky Mouse giggles.

KH: Oh really, at least my initials wasn't founded by Mark.Zuckerberg. Also, you realise your first initial is.an F word. Also, shall I direct my insults to B or not to B? Chuckles.

FB: What's that you are drinking, a double lactate with extra bicarb? Sure smells like it.

KH: Bloody hell, hows about we go two rounds of the premises, in high heels. I call it the Tea 800. Like the beer mile but classy. Also, in high heels and no bra.

FB: Is.that Athing Mu? [vanishes]

Cue Hans Zimmer background music from Imception

KH: Behold peasants, tis but a dream and I'm late for practice. Also, I'm not really dreaming or late. I'm just a character in a fictiional dialogue on a Let's run thread in yer face breaking yer fourth wall. You know where to find me. Till next time MFs!

To be honest, I don't know if I'd recognize her.

From pictures I have seen, I would probably not take much notice.

Get lost, skank!

Yes, you are not a tennis coach. You are a creep.

Nothing honestly probably wouldn't even notice.

Oh, and eyes up here.

Hi howya doing what's your major where ya from do you run wanna wrestle?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more embarrassing thread, kudos 👏👏👏

"That seat is taken".

And being in public spaces

Pass me the jugs

"My last girlfriend nicknamed me red flag because of all of my false starts."

you know the letsrun posters that would say;

i have a poster of you on my bathroom wall, would you like to come back to my place and sign it?

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I have read on here.

"Can I go back to your place and come in the back door?"

Don't you mean the cover of The Equine Journal?

I would not recognize her. So a she is more than 1/2 my age, would probably just acknowledge that she sat next to me and continue with whatever I was doing.