Another old movie, from Hollywood Knights, "alright boys, lets spike the punch".
Some lady after drinking the punch, "I know I've had this taste in my mouth before".
Another old movie, from Hollywood Knights, "alright boys, lets spike the punch".
Some lady after drinking the punch, "I know I've had this taste in my mouth before".
Teacher: "Stymie, please use "isthmus" in a sentence."
Stymie's reply: "Uh-huhhhhh. Isthmus be my lucky day
But sah, just one wafer thin mint, sah.
Feck off, I'm full.
...
Ah, bettah...
Battah bring a bucket, before I throw up!
Mr. White: If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.
-Reservoir Dogs
Lt. Dreben: Just think the next time a kill someone I could be arrested.
-Naked Gun
Seth Gecko: I have six little friends and they can all run faster than you.
-From Dusk till Dawn
Last American Virgin (1982)
Carmela: Come to me my big burrito!
David: Me?
Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.
anything from the big lebowski
especially
"OVER THE LINE...mark it zero smokey
bulls*** walter mark it 8
..etc...
you're entering a world of pain"
from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
"we grow copious amounts of marijuana here, and you're carying a wasted girl, and a bag of fertilizer. Try to be a little more inconspicuous. You dont look like your average horti-f***ing-culturalist"
it ain't easy havin pals
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
***
Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Man: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
***
Principal Svadean: Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State.
***
George Aaronow: When I talk to the police I get nervous.
Ricky Roma: Yes. You know who doesn't?
George Aaronow: Who?
Ricky Roma: Thieves. Always tell the truth, George; it's the easiest thing to remember.
***
Mary: I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
Brenda: "Fatty who likes golf, beer, and baseball." Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?
"You got any Beamon?"
...what Chuck Yeager says before takeoff in "the Right Stuff".
"Me? I'm the bad guy?"
- Falling Down.
"What country you from?"
"What?"
"What aint no country I ever heard of, they speak english in what!"
"Say what again, say what one more go$amn time, I dare ya, I double dare ya mothafu^^a!"
Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.-Henry Hill
"Goodfellas"
"Whacha mean, I amuse you? What am I, some kind of f***ing clown? - GOODFELLAS
"Boner, honey. Watch the boner."- ROADTRIP
I loved this from the Jarhead preveiw...
"You will train, you will hydrate, and you will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness"
so Maggie, how was it?
how was what?
couldn't been too good, then.
lot you fuuckin' know, DiNunzio.
gotta admit I use that one on a regular basis.
I promise i will never die
"keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer" -the godfather
"why are you smiling?"
"because i know something you don't, i'm not left-handed" -the princess bride
"so we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be" - the boondock saints
"just when i thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!" -dumb and dumber
"i'd rather have a gun and not need it then need a gun and not have it."
Also "The Jerk" : "i was born a poor black child".
"...this is Grover T. Muldoon, we just whupped yo' ass!"
from Coming to America
"Put your hands to-getha...for Mista...RAAANDY..WATSON!"
"Give it up for my band, Sexual Chocolate!"