ATTENTION MAGA PATRIOTS!!!! It is our sworn duty to highlight all crimes committed by immigrants, so we must spotlight the man who murdered six people in Muscatine, Iowa last week. It is surprising that none of the patriots in this forum have mentioned this crime.
The alleged shooter, Ryan Willis McFarland, 52, was born in Mexico...no, wait...Honduras... Guatemala? Oh, it says here that he was born in Huxley, Iowa.
Uh, that doesn't quite fit our dangerous immigrant narrative, so...never mind. Please disregard. ALL PATRIOTS CAN STAND DOWN while I figure out how to delete this post.