But wait, can't I just roll on down to Costco and pay for my toilet paper with 0.00006 of a Bitcoin?
Dude I'm with you - I get that even the stock market as a whole is laughably constructed ponzi scheme of sorts, completely made up to make white men richer - but at least it ultimately deals in companies that create goods and services for which currency changes hands. The fact that a bunch of jilted pimple faced kids managed to successfully convince the world that they could outsmart the system by "doing it better" with a centralized electronic currency founded on something they decided was called a "blockchain" (what the f-ck even is that) that they told people was worth something AND it was believed, will surely will go down as one of the most embarrassing examples of how insanely desperate and stupid the human race has become.
I picture these idiots who bought their 50000 sqft warehouses in the middle of the Nevada desert running 6000 computers with fans cooling them down racing to "mine" "blocks", racking up $60k a month in electricity bills thinking their fake fortunes will cover it and just laugh. Kudos as well to all the NFL players that invested millions of dollars of their signing bonuses into crypto currency only to see that disappear by 60% - as if those guys need any further ways to blow their money that they get for running around chasing a piece of inflated leather and giving each other concussions.
What a world we live in.