1) You shouldn't try to time the market EVER.
2) I have NEVER said the markets will not crash. In fact, my stated strategy to you mooks is in case it DOES crash. Unless you have more money than you will ever need, even with a big market crash, if you want to protect against a big market crash, you should have 3 YEARS of expenses MINIMUM liquid out of the stock market when you retire so that you can use that to pay bills and perhaps SS too if you qualify while you wait for the market to recover (because it will). For most people, Social Security and 3 YEARS of expenses saved liquid could easily get them 5 years down the road without having to touch their retirement investment money. That should be long enough for the market to recover, and if it isn't, you have 5 fewer years that you need to take from the investment pile, so that helps. If the market crashes while you are still working, as long as you have a job, you should continue to invest as you have been, and if you can, dump even MORE into the market so that when it recovers (and again, it WILL), you will have bought at a deep discount.
3) So, since you said that I declared something I have NEVER done, YOU were WRONG.
4) Mueller absolutely came, but it appears Trump will escape justice, as I doubt now that even state crimes will serve the justice he deserves. I got Kamala wrong. I also thought Americans weren't as stupid as they apparently are, so you can count that one as one I got wrong too. I believe I have finally learned my lesson there. I ALWAYS admit when I am wrong and have never said I am never wrong...something that YOU are WRONG about again.