Contest: who knows less about Canada, average runner or dave?
Contest: who knows less about Canada, average runner or dave?
Legit or charity narcissist? Correct answer: charity narcissist.
If it’s like Valhalla, Al is still drinking a beer in the Banquet Hall!
Sir, thanks for posting openly.
Bad data, good name for this event.
Dave has finally caught up on his sleep, now if we can only get him to shave, he looked like a junkie this morning.
Answer: once upon a time, we wore a “watch.”
This is my greatest concern: all those people coming out to run with dave are really going to get out of shape!
“He can handle the monotony...”
This will serve him well, now that he is visiting every Staples parking lot in Canada.
I can’t be accused of bias against dave for threatening Al’s record now, I guess.
“Record-breaking 108-km daily runs...”
Very strange, you’d think they’d already found a way to “guarantee” a record...?
Exactly, their fail-safe strategy was to doubt every non-gps run ever done. That big cheater Yiannis Kouros!
Young man, please shave before yelling at cloud...
“Dave dropped heart-rate stats after Day 1 because....”
There are so many punchlines available here, that the readers can each think of a few, I’m sure.
“Ran out of batteries...”
I think this is what happened to Tron as well...
Markus can vouch for me, no other ultrarunner could fake the level of unpopularity that I have.
Robert Young vs. dave...
Tough call! Again, readers can supply their own humorous analysis here...
Ironically, my editorial gave this run WAY too much credit.
“Possibly dave is better than Al...”
Wow, those days seem like a long time ago...
Finally dave is taking longer daytime breaks that they swore he didn’t need...