It’s an answer, and it’s correct. Are you seriously contending otherwise?
Behold the genius that is Harambe ladies and gentlemen. He is willing to stand before you and definitively state that two plus two is indeed not one. Marvel at his level of intellect. That man is definitely not a coward and definitely not afraid to answer simple questions.
It’s an answer, and it’s correct. Are you seriously contending otherwise?
Behold the genius that is Harambe ladies and gentlemen. He is willing to stand before you and definitively state that two plus two is indeed not one. Marvel at his level of intellect. That man is definitely not a coward and definitely not afraid to answer simple questions.
Ladies and gentlemen, posters of LRC, P.E. teachers everywhere, thank you for joining us tonight as we lay to rest something truly ephemeral, Harambe’s GOAT opinion. Or rather, his resistance to ever forming one.
His non-answer lived a quiet life. It never stirred controversy, never defended itself, and never once dared say the truth, “Djoker is the GOAT, obviously.” It died as it lived: inoffensive, unsupported, and conveniently vague. Let us remember it not as a perspective, but as the absence of one.
Tonight, I do not mourn. I celebrate the victory of logic, of my dominance, and of truth. May this eulogy serve as both a farewell and a call to clarity. Rest in Peace, Harambe’s non-answer. Your silence was deafening, your avoidance masterful, and your legacy…nonexistent.
I’ve given a complete description of chokers rise, success, and downfall just has he was starting to cement his goat status. But for long COVID we could delete this thread.
And here you all are arguing that 2+2 might equal 1? Let’s not lose focus.
Props for the writing though. Better than the chatGPT slop from earlier.
All hail Harambe! The oracle of vague non-answers and half-baked tennis lore. Your “complete description” was so thorough it could’ve fit comfortably on the back of a postage stamp, assuming that stamp also had room for your “trust me, bro” footnotes.
You’ve avoided naming the GOAT with more agility than McEnroe at net. At this point, even Nadal’s knees are tired of your dodging. In the end though, your silence on the subject is a de facto acknowledgement that Djokovic is the GOAT.
Skipping the pre-Davis Cup Semis doping test pretty much showed that you can't trust that he's ever been clean, so the record 24 Grand Slams don't mean much to me.
Skipping the pre-Davis Cup Semis doping test pretty much showed that you can't trust that he's ever been clean, so the record 24 Grand Slams don't mean much to me.
I’m not sure why some people seem to excuse his obvious doping
Skipping the pre-Davis Cup Semis doping test pretty much showed that you can't trust that he's ever been clean, so the record 24 Grand Slams don't mean much to me.
I’m not sure why some people seem to excuse his obvious doping
Behold the genius that is Harambe ladies and gentlemen. He is willing to stand before you and definitively state that two plus two is indeed not one. Marvel at his level of intellect. That man is definitely not a coward and definitely not afraid to answer simple questions.
So we now agree that it was a correct answer.
What changed for you?
I do not agree. I think it highlights your inability to have a real debate by cowering behind the perception of being correct. I think if I’m your first grade teacher and you give that for an answer I’m sending you back a grade for remedial education. It just proves you actually are exceptionally idiotic and intentionally obtuse.
Skipping the pre-Davis Cup Semis doping test pretty much showed that you can't trust that he's ever been clean, so the record 24 Grand Slams don't mean much to me.
I’m not sure why some people seem to excuse his obvious doping
Yes, I agree. It’s almost as bad as how some people seem to overlook his even more obvious aging, or Sinner’s overt doping of which there is *actual* evidence. Geez Louise.
I’m not sure why some people seem to excuse his obvious doping
Yes, I agree. It’s almost as bad as how some people seem to overlook his even more obvious aging, or Sinner’s overt doping of which there is *actual* evidence. Geez Louise.
I do not agree. I think it highlights your inability to have a real debate by cowering behind the perception of being correct. I think if I’m your first grade teacher and you give that for an answer I’m sending you back a grade for remedial education. It just proves you actually are exceptionally idiotic and intentionally obtuse.
Are we in elementary school math class? Of course under a more restrictive framework only a single answer may be correct.
Given the doping traditions in Spain and Eastern Europe and the immense skill of the third of the big three, l'd bet that the clean greatest of all time in tennis was Roger Federer.
Sinner and Alcaraz will likely be in the conversation for greatest of all time in ten or fifteen years, the way they've started, with 5 and 4 grand slams already. The way they're going currently, and the historical prevalence of champions winning 2-3 per year for 4-5 years in a row or more, I can see them at fifteen each within 6-7 years. At that point, they'll see be only around 30 and have a terrific shot at 25. But the doping cloud will always be over Sinner's head and with Spain's doping culture (as explained to me by a Spanish runner familiar with it, but also evidenced by Operacion Puerto and other cases), likely over Alcaraz's as well.
If Djokovic were his own country, he would rank 4th on the all-time list of Grand Slam winners by country. Ahead of Australia and GB, even if they were combined.
If Djokovic were his own country, he would rank 4th on the all-time list of Grand Slam winners by country. Ahead of Australia and GB, even if they were combined.
Nice, which column on your spreadsheet told you that?
If Djokovic were his own country, he would rank 4th on the all-time list of Grand Slam winners by country. Ahead of Australia and GB, even if they were combined.
Nice, which column on your spreadsheet told you that?
Cell YX2076 on sheet 72 - just about in the middle of all the Djoker GOAT data.
Gorillas hate evidence. Who knew? lol
if you’d like to counter it with something better than “trust me, bro,” I’m all ears. :)
Obviously, Harambe refuses to post who the GOAT is because he knows it’s Djokovic. Weird.
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