I am giving my collegiate runners "oil" to rub on armpits/groin/crotch to make their limbs glide easier

the430miler wrote:

I am a semi pro runner I have run 427 for the mile and

Semi pro runner 4.27 mile? How does that work?

noter of incels wrote:

PS. Do you have any clue about the history of 430miler posts? He had a shirt with a steak embroidered on it. His plan was to run past a pack of dogs, and get them to chase him, which would result in his running fast enough to finally break 430 for the mile. That comment of his was more than 10 years ago.

more like 15 years ago.

Hot Buns wrote:

If only he used it with a special concocksion of lube.

Hahahahaha. Thread o’ Da Week right here.

noter of incels wrote:

PS. Do you have any clue about the history of 430miler posts? He had a shirt with a steak embroidered on it. His plan was to run past a pack of dogs, and get them to chase him, which would result in his running fast enough to finally break 430 for the mile. That comment of his was more than 10 years ago.

Ok I have to find that thread.

Mikeh33 wrote:

noter of incels wrote:

PS. Do you have any clue about the history of 430miler posts? He had a shirt with a steak embroidered on it. His plan was to run past a pack of dogs, and get them to chase him, which would result in his running fast enough to finally break 430 for the mile. That comment of his was more than 10 years ago.

Ok I have to find that thread.

This one contains a post from our savant about the steak shirt and how to use it make a dog run faster.

havad wrote:

If you get really good at rubbing oil on the girls you could get a coaching job at Harvard.

Threads and responses like these are why I come back to LetsRun.

Now when we are talking about gliding easy, I'm assuming this is actually a silicone based product at work in the groincrotch and armpits?

LoneStarXC wrote:

Elvin wrote:

Why is the word oil in quotations? Is it not actually oil?

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.

You know, “oil” ?. Like, the stuff Sleazy Sal tested out on his son. ???

You really reached for this one. 0/10

the430miler wrote:

I have been distributing my collegiate runners "oil" to apply on their armpits/groin/crotch to make their limbs glide easier during races.

How did this experiment ultimately work out?

Did the "oil" work? Where do you coach in San Antonio?

Just what I wondered. But lots of people don't get the implications of the quote marks as signifiers of irony or qualifier.

If it's "oil," I'm going nowhere near it. If it's baby oil or Olive oil (extra virgin!) I'm on it.

Actually, it seems like a false assumption that a topical application has any real affect on internal joints and motions.

Back to my "running."

BTW: you want to see some hilarious misuses of quote marks, take a look at dozens of Trump's posts on TWITTER.

But where does the OP actually coach?

sdlkjfbalkshfblhja gljhq wrote:

But where does the OP actually coach?

In his own imagination.

Touche

Seriously, shouldn't the OP be called out if he really isn't a coach? That's in line with the other board shaming that has gone one in the past.

At least give him the opportunity to provide proof.

Bdubs wrote:

Seriously, shouldn't the OP be called out if he really isn't a coach? That's in line with the other board shaming that has gone one in the past.

At least give him the opportunity to provide proof.

No. This is the 4.30miler. We give him allowances. If he says he is...

The430miler

Mentality > physicality

head coach and new adjunct professor

A university in San Antonio

....then that's what he is.

umm, what? wrote:

the430miler wrote:

I am a semi pro runner I have run 427 for the mile and

Semi pro runner 4.27 mile? How does that work?

He occasionally runs in squaw races.

I buy lube for gay sex and charge it to my business account and say it is for performance enhancing my athletes.