After having just run a marathon and planning on running a 4 mile race.... "4 miles, that must be a walk in the park for you." "No, dipshit, when it's shorter you run faster."
and...
It's 45 degrees out and I'm wearing shorts and a short-sleeve shirt... "aren't you cold?" I've gotten this at least 5 times in the last 2 weeks.
no one wrote:
It's 45 degrees out and I'm wearing shorts and a short-sleeve shirt....
at a bus stop in the middle of Texas...
"You must be a Republican!"
After having just run a marathon and planning on running a 4 mile race.... "4 miles, that must be a walk in the park for you." "No, dipshit, when it's shorter you run faster."
Or, being asked "have you run a marathon yet?" at a running store, as if it measures your success as a runner.
I can definitely see El G walking into the Running Room in Canada and someone guffawing because he's only run a handful of 5ks and plans to "graduate" to the 10k next summer.