Though I never tried for a maximum in any of the categories, based on life experience, I couldn't do it.
Miles PR: 22 hilly and altitude miles
Beer PR: maybe 10 or 12, and it was Coors
Donuts PR: probably 5 or 6. If its plain round donuts, I could do many more
Ejaculation PR: 3, and a girlfriend was involved
I think if someone could do 24 ejaculations, the rest of the task would be quite easy.
For example: 24 ejaculations, 18 donuts, 12 miles, 6 beers
The most I did in a day was 13. And that was when I was 19. 2 were with my (now ex) girlfriend and the rest were my hand. I just woke up incredibly horny and had tons of free time. But I couldn't do 12 if I had drunk any alcohol
So today I was asked to participate in the 6,12,18,24 challenge. For those of you who are not familiar with the challenge, allow me to explain...
You have 4 tasks that must be done a certain amount of times (either 6,12,18,or 24) in a given 24 hour period. These tasks are: miles, beers, doughnuts, and ejaculations.
You can choose which task may be paired with which quantity.
I want to know what the good people of Let's Run have to say about this challenge. Can it be done? How would you allocate your tasks? Let me know what you think.
24 miles
18 donuts
12 beers
6 ejaculations
miles and donuts are easy. beers are challenging but certainly doable with light beers. ejaculations would be easy on a low mileage, good nutrition day, but extremely challenging given the beers and mileage combo.
8 AM wake up
8:01 am first ejaculation
8:02 am 1 donut
8:30 a.m. ejaculation (2)
8:33 a.m. 3 donuts (4)
9:30 a.m. 12 mile run
11 a.m. 4 donuts (7), 2 beers (2)
noon: ejaculation (3)
1 p.m. 2 donuts (9), 2 beers (4)
1:30 p.m. ejaculation (4)
2 p.m. donut (10)
2:30-5:30 p.m.: short nap, then caffeine, lots of water, and small amount of fruits of vegetables and protein, and 2 donuts (12)
6 p.m. ejaculation (5)
7:30 p.m. 2 donuts (14),
9 p.m. ejaculation (6), 1 beer (5)
9:15 p.m. 12 miles (24, complete)
11:30 p.m. ejaculation (7)
midnight to 4 a.m. 7 beers (12, complete) and 4 donuts (18, complete) at your leisure, the best part of the day
4 a.m. to 7 a.m.: sleep
7 a.m. to 7:59 a.m.: it's impossible but the world's greatest bj for ejaculation 8
This is way too spread out. Breaking your run into a double is very risky. Two 12 milers in a day is a lot, but having go out for a second run after several beers, donuts, and jerks is horrible. Also, it always sounds easy on paper to make a nice neat schedulebut your body is weird. You might be able to crush 6 donuts and and 4 beers like it's nothing but you might need a 3 hour break.
My advice is this: run 24 miles in one go, focus on the jerks, let the beer/donuts take care of themselves.
My buddies and I did this challenge today. I ran 18 miles, ate 24 donuts, drank 12 brews, and yanked it six times. 11 hours and 56 minutes. However, 2 minutes before I finished my last item, a beer, with 20% of the beer left, I puked. Right after I puked, I finished the beer. LetsRun: am I disqualified? Or did I successfully complete the challenge?
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