You know that I talk some shit, but really I am trying to help you.
Here is the recipe for YOUR 2:18. It is really quite simple.
This message is really intended for the highly-motivated and highly-frustrated marathoners out there. If you are aiming to qualify for the Olympic Trials, have heart. You can do it. If Crazy Jason can do it, you can too.
I assume that you have run a marathon before, and know what it feels like.
(1) Location: Take yourself to High-altitude, at least 6,000 feet, and stay there for a while. I highly recommend Yunnan Province, China, where I am right now, but Flagstaff, Laramie, Reno, Boulder, Alamosa, Cheyenne, etc., should work also. My advisers tell me that 7,500 is about optimum for all things considered....sell off all your material shit (and it IS shit), and get the f*** up there.
(2) Diet: For me, eating right means no alcohol, lots of water, lots of rice, pasta, fresh fruit and raw vegetables and not much else besides my coffee addiction with lots of milk and sugar. I dont eat much meat, but a little bit a few times a week is good.
(3) TRAINING:
(a) Long run of 1x per 2 weeks, 32km-40km, distance is as you feel, you dont need to go fast. Go at the pace that your body seems to flow easily...your "steady state."
(b) Tempo run: 20-25km pretty much balls out, 1x per 2 weeks. Do this on a day that you feel DAMNED GOOD, like an animal. Prepare to have a couple of off days after this run.
(c) Intervals: 1x per week, get on a DIRT track, in marathon shoes or trainers (NOT SPIKES) and do 8x1000, BALLS TO THE WALLS, with 3 minute rests (400 meters jog).
On the weeks that you dont do the 1000s, do 5x2000, again, BALLS TO THE WALLS. These are painful sessions. Dont do them so hard that you cannot do 5, and the time is slowing down on each one. These sessions are hard, but the pace is measured....time should be the same or slightly decreasing (faster) each rep.
(d) The rest of the runs are steady state runs, 16km-25km, pace is as you feel, distance is as you feel. If you cannot go fast, then just JOG, slowly. These are not hard sessions: You have fast stuff on the way, so dont press the pace.
Total mileage during training should be about 120 or more per week. Go ahead and do more or less as you feel, but try to make yourself feel good.
(4) STAYING HEALTHY: Do as your momma hopefully taught you...get some rest. Sleep on your back to keep the body in alignment. Take hot baths/ice baths...experiment with hot and cold baths. Hot baths seem to work best for me. Buy a large bottle of Sunflower oil, put old towels on the floor and massage your legs. Stretch everyday. Take your vitamins and mineral supplements, Calcium in the morning, iron at night. Listen to good music....and of course: HAVE SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS!!! (All of the above applies for both men and women)
For me, here in high altitude, I know when I am ready to fly at low altitude, when I can whip out 8x1000 in 2;50-53 average on a dirt track, and I can go 20 miles in about 5;30 per mile average (in Kunming at 6,200 feet).
Yours always, Jason