"Did you give me crabs?"
"Did you give me crabs?"
"Safe abortion," as if something deliberately fatal that is a risk factor for infertility, cerebral palsy in subsequent pregnancies, and may be a factor in breast cancer were safe.
Might just be the younger generation but "f*ck my life" or typed FML. Said usually without irony and about something fairly trivial. I drive to my girlfriend and she's busy then I go home and have about 2 hours of homework, F*ck my life...
Yes, what a horrible horrible life void of hope and joy that indicates.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I hate the lead-in, "I'm not gonna lie..."
"I'm sorry, but..."
"no worries"
adamant
really
literally
good, how are you?
What's wrong with no worries? Pretty concise. Maybe you prefer that's okay. Perhaps we should ban all metaphors and idiomatic phrases. Let's start with sick of. Such a phrase makes me upset. Are you physically sick? Dumb.
Anytime someone starts a sentance with "So," and ends it with "..."
This sort of applies...
I think all right should be one word. Usually we don't mean "everything is correct", we mean "adequate" or "that's okay". How's the pizza? Eh, alright. Not, eh, perfectly correct in every way!
Also: can we please stop overusing:
-FAIL
-epic
-awesome
or some combination thereof (i.e. EPIC FAIL is said far too much.)
"I'm just sayin'..."
Yeah dude, we got that...when you SAID it just now.
"I'm not gonna lie..."
Because it is clear to us all that you do, IN FACT, lie all the time. This moment of honesty is but a brief reprieve from your otherwise sham of an existence.
Yup, I hate these phrases.
I could do without hearing the following in 2011:
Existential threat.
Islamofacism; radical Islam.
Read the Hamas charter
Is that real?
"Get away from me you freak"
How about "Iran is two years away from having a nuclear weapon"? We have been hearing this every year since 1995
Politicians talking about "common sense gun laws" or "common sense" something else. How can you disagree with common sense?
"At the end of the day ..."
"Prolly" is really, really lame
"Having said that, or "With that being said."
'Reset' is a word I have been seeing around. There's a local newspaper writer here who loves to use it. I think there was a 'Great Reset' book out last year.
It's one of those words that might sound clever when you first hear it, but typically neither speaker nor listener knows exactly what is meant.
Actually, the word "actually" is actually used far too often, actually. It actually gives me an actual throbbing headache whenever I actually read it being actually abused. People actually use "actually" to just fill actual space in actual conversation or actual writing instead of actually using other actual words that could actually add actual meaning. This is actually true, actually, if you can actually believe it.