Lets Go Red Sox wrote:
Let me tell you about the worst race of my life.
We were both sophomores in college running high mileage and had just started dating. The sex went from being sorta awkward to ridiculously great in 2 weeks. It was so good that neither of us could get enough.
Our team went to an away track meet. Luckily, her roommate in the hotel that night had fallen ill and skipped the meet. I snuck over to her hotel room around 10 pm for some pre-race sex. Well, being a 19 year old, I couldn't get enough. We had sex then went to sleep for like 2 hours. Then woke up and had sex again. We ended up having sex 4.5 times. The .5 time consisted of sex but neither of us could orgasm anymore.
Anyway, I woke up in the morning absolutely exhausted. I hadn't slept well at all. I warmed up but felt sluggish. I just couldn't get in the zone. I felt like I had no competitive spirit or energy.
I hit the track and the pace immediately felt way too fast. I spent the entire race dying. I ran a 4:36 mile which was about 20 seconds off what I ran the week before. I swore off pre-race sex after that day.
BTW, she ran a national qualifier in the 3k. Go figure.
Obviously she was faking and you believed it all.