Longest urination?

Never timed it, but back in the early eighties (when I was in my late teens) at my parents' house we had me, my other three teenage brothers, my mentally ill uncle, and a teenage cousin all sharing one bathroom. That's six guys to one toilet. The wait's seemed interminable, and alternatives were necessary to avoid drowning in a lake of piss. I would regularly fill a two liter Coke bottle with some residual left in my bladder- I should have had another bottle for backup. I've read that the max capacity of the human bladder is supposed to be 750-1000 mL: another record SHATTERED!

Curtis Makepeace wrote:

my mentally ill uncle

Would the bathroom situation been any different if he wasn't a retard?

1:43. i remember this vividly because i had run a hard workout or race that morning and had been hydrating all day. haha

i was in high school. sat through a 3 hour movie (Titanic, i'm sad to admit) and didn't want to get up because i was sitting next to my 'crush' in the middle of the row

Just Hit Me! wrote:

The Leslie Neilson Naked Gun "Piss Scene"-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDr8hdov4aI

Austin Powers

47 years and counting

There was a study done a while ago that determined that bladder size was the single best determinant of masculinity. The bigger the bladder, the more masculine you were.

93 seconds

I've gone over two minutes before. When you start pounding in the beers and have to hold it for a while it can really build up.

Dr. JJ wrote:

Timewise, what is the longest you have ever pissed? I'm talkin' continuous stream, no breaks in the flow.

We all wear stopwatches on our wrists, we time everything, and we all are competitive. C'mon, don't tell me you've never timed it.

For what it's worth, I have broken a minute.

Today, I broke my own personal record. My previous PeeR was 62 seconds. Today I shattered that with an 88 second p*ss. Details later.

Is there a world record for this? I'm sure I'm the GOAT.

monkey in the middle wrote:

My PR is 60 seconds, but I did it with someone else holding my pee shooter, Top that sh*t!!

Like Amby Burfoot in Personal Best.

Like many my age, my prostate is squeezing on my urethra and so what used to be a torrent has become a slow trickle. But it does keep flowing, on and on and on, until I'm empty. Frankly, it can be annoying if I'm in a hurry or when somebody is waiting for me. Finally something on Letsrun I could have a shot at winning, but no I'm a believer in not timing my runs.

1300 mL x 3 times in 6 hours = 3.9 L

2:38

just did it a couple seconds ago. First thing I did was come here to brag.

Saw my friend fill 44 oz of pee in two gatorade bottles once

scorpion talon wrote:

Saw my friend fill 44 oz of pee in two gatorade bottles once

Bet you liked watching

If you've broken 70 seconds, I respect your suffering.

I've timed over 60 before.

A world record wouldn't work because people can forcibly reduce their flow.

Went 2:03 this weekend. Previous PR was 1:42.

This same debate between time vs volume sparked my friends and I to host an annual event called the piss pale challenge. whoever fills a gallon jug the most is declared the winner and the losers have to drink their own jug. I've never lost,I typically overflow the jug and get piss on my hand but it is better than drinking it.

Dr. JJ wrote:

Timewise, what is the longest you have ever pissed? I'm talkin' continuous stream, no breaks in the flow.

We all wear stopwatches on our wrists, we time everything, and we all are competitive. C'mon, don't tell me you've never timed it.

For what it's worth, I have broken a minute.