what single article of clothing shouts "I'm a tool" louder than any other?

just another guy wrote:

The condom.

lol

ok, but just conclude every sentence with 'unless isinbaeva is wearing it' and see if it still seems tool-like.

context, boys, context

qwertyuiop[] wrote:

I'd say worrying about what other people are wearing makes you a pretty big tool.

Exactly.

"Sagging" pants. Are you a human or a vicious, retarded negroid?

noooooo! wrote:

also,

wearing vintage ray ban sunglasses. total hipster tools love these. they spend about 75-250bucks on them

runner4lifes wrote:

young men who wear a scarf when its not cold, without a coat.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3004/3101005859_36f997e4f6_o.jpg

seriously, guys just go to this website and it cover just about everything.

Winter hats in 50 degree weather or warmer.

Wearing an American flag t-shirt to our Mexican-American majority school on the 5th of May -- when you wear it on no other day

My Story wrote:

Winter hats in 50 degree weather or warmer.

I have to double the vote for this. I see these college and HS age guys wearing a skull type stocking cap when it's 60+ degrees out! Complete tool

I've always found the Boston Marathon Finisher jackets to scream "I'm a tool"... I've run Boston twice, but never felt compelled to buy one of these.

Montana Wildhack wrote:

qwertyuiop[] wrote:

I'd say worrying about what other people are wearing makes you a pretty big tool.

Exactly.

I thinks it's more of an observation, not worry.

Affliction shirts

I own one but I've worn it once, on the plane home the next day. It's nice to have but some buy one EVERY year. That's too much. Wearing one on a regular basis is just as bad as the 13.1, 26.2 stickers.

I don't think anyone has mentioned the fuel belt, especially when worn for the 5 mile "long run". I saw an 11 or 12 year old kid wearing one in a 5k.

wico123 wrote:

I've always found the Boston Marathon Finisher jackets to scream "I'm a tool"... I've run Boston twice, but never felt compelled to buy one of these.

+1

How is it that you have all forgotten the puka shell necklace. http://brospotting.blogspot.com/2006/05/flex-drink-party.html

A cowboy hat. But it has to be either worn indoors or in a vehicle that is not a pick-up truck.

I own one but I've worn it once, on the plane home the next day. It's nice to have but some buy one EVERY year. That's too much. Wearing one on a regular basis is just as bad as the 13.1, 26.2 stickers.

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Good point... It seems like something you might want want to buy at the B.A.A. expo, but then never really want to wear it again. I've seen people wearing these Boston jackets at local 5k's etc. and it seems like they want you to 'bow' to them or something...