Average DII Distance Guy wrote:
Sauk Rapids
KHA
Daniel's Court
Whitney
Cooper
Beaver
Clubbin
Rob's House
Choo choo
Bridges
Long Bridges
Paper Mill
Left Green Arrow
Deer Chase
Asian House
St. Scholastica
St. Asian
Long Boring Road of F***ing Doom
Rib Ball
You may have been an average DII distance guy, but you have had a few studs run for that school, and one of them was an Olympian.
jo ho wrote:
My friends and I named a 5 miler 'The Saprano's Run' after a dead body was found in the creek the trail follows.
There was a dead body found on one of our routes too... except we haven't been back there since.
Irony wrote:
jo ho wrote:My friends and I named a 5 miler 'The Saprano's Run' after a dead body was found in the creek the trail follows.
There was a dead body found on one of our routes too... except we haven't been back there since.
We left a dead body on your route and haven't been back since.
Brownie Loop
Corky 10 Miler (NOT ACE Loop!)
Biergarden loop
Rollercoaster
Airport out and back
barber's pond
curtis corner
shermantown
long yawgoo
short yawgoo
banana run
biscuit city
run to the sun
Perimeter
Base
Bridge Loop
Camp Loop
Cuckoo Loop
Nature Trail
Vietnam
Golf Course Loop
Power Lines
Baptist
Broken Bridge
Skulls
The Horn
Ass run
Long Ass run (both ass runs are named for a donkey farm we run by)
2 parks
3 parks
shit ass dirt roads (also called elks park)
Road race Cheyenne
Road Race Jamestown
the Bitch (or Deaths crotch)
6 mile (only about 5 miles)
Walmart run
Country Run
Train Yard Run
the Trails
State hospital
Hyde Merrit(+, ++, long, Long + and Long ++)
Around the block
Main street
Dam + 2 parks
Highway run
highway run +
What is the chilly philly route? That's the only one I don't know.
Varsity trail
Wimberley
Golf Course
School loop
Down to see the Govna'
Faazio Canyons
God's Trail
Salinger's
The Crucifixion tree
The Desert (AKA Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven)
High School:
Red Brick
Yellow Box
Marshall
Potato Mountain
Padua Theater
Toy Box (aka Culture Run)
College:
Mexican Hat
Indian Hills
Funny, hadn't realized how boring the college run names were...
Home
-Meatball
-Stop&Shop
-Boulevard
-11.1
-4 mi loop Whitman
-4 mi loop Abington
-Raynor Ridge
College
-Gidley
-The Moon
-Destruction Brooks
-Old Westport Loop
-California
-Allen
-Walmart
-Ring Road
-Lucy Little
-Coaches Loop
Browns
Soup In Pants
Dire Emergency
The Runs Run
Out of TP
The Wiper
Bloody Stool
Russian Roulette (where most stl shootings occur)
big bend/tick off wash u
the arch
forest park loop
brewery run
Amazing how many people have Walmart or airport themed runs.
Who's Out There? wrote:
Browns
Soup In Pants
Dire Emergency
The Runs Run
Out of TP
The Wiper
Bloody Stool
Do you guys eat a lot of Mexican food or something?
WTF?!
Oregon Trail (We have to ford a river)
Oregon Trail Road
Oregon Trail Trail
Reverse Retard
Everest
K2
Wolf Rock
Cow Loop
Girls Cow Loop
Country Club
Horse poop
Flanders
Stryker wrote:
Oregon Road
Oregon Trail
Rainbow
Airline
Cow Loop
Retard
Reverse Retard (it's not just Retard backwards, retarded I know)
Midgetville (it's actually a place for little people, it's kinda weird to run through)
The Ghetto
Bridge
Twin Lakes
Pig Farm
Wolf Rock
Mamakoke
Campus
Three V's
Commie
Beer Cans
Power Lines
Complex
Boba Fett
who is this? Those are ECSU runs. Midgetville might be my favorite, but Oregon Trail is clearly a close close second.
shard
throttle
hidden road loop
hooters hill
butt pirate
8 mile loop
Who's Out There? wrote:
Browns
Soup In Pants
Dire Emergency
The Runs Run
Out of TP
The Wiper
Bloody Stool
Green apple trots
Hershey squirts...
but anyway..
Hill Loop
Hill Loop with the Bubba Sneak
Hill Loop with the Geyser Pass
Fat Burner
Marathon-Marathon (27 miles)
VFW run (no, not veterans of foreign wars)
True story, I'm doing the VFW Run by myself very early on a Saturday morning. It's long so you want to get going before it gets hot. It goes through the non-upscale part of town. A police officer passes me and seemed quite surprised to see someone of my complexion trotting through in shorts and a singlet. He turned around and drove past slowly, then turned around again and pulls up along side and asks me out the window "you know where you are?". Very Few White people in that part of town.
You forgot to add exodus, chokemyneck rd., and the willimantic marathon (but you stayed home for that one and did not come with me). And who put down Willimantic Crackden avoidence as a run? haha had to definitely be Brent.