Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Word has it that Mrs. Tiger scratched up his face when she heard he was seeing another woman, then attacked the car with a golf club. Maybe we'll know the truth at some point, maybe not...

I can't believe the back window is so cheap in an 80k sled that a 100 lb chick could smash it with a golf club.

Tiger Woods drove into the trees and got out of trouble with his rescue club. And then there was the accident last night.

Lame video but closest could find

there goes the theory that some of us still hold on to that money makes you happy. Hmmmmmmm, a guy worth a billion fights with his wife.......me Mr Middle Class American, no fights, no affairs and no early morning car wrecks.

I do not think most of you understand how hard it is for us athletes to keep our sexual appetites in check. I am an athlete, nothing at the level of Tiger Woods mind you, but I work out 6 days a week, 3 of those days involving 'max til you fail' weight training. I can tell you that hours and hours after my weight lifting sessions I am a testosterone bunny - I am unquenchable, like a man on an overdose of viagra. So I understand Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant, Tom Brady et all. It is tough for us athletes and it does not help when you have pretty ladies giving you the come hither look either. So I sympathize and understand Tiger's situation because it is tough for any one woman to keep up with an athlete in heat - its tough man.

So if you hit another golfer with your driver is that like a 5-stroke penalty ? Gee me thinks Elin may be in deep trouble here, not even birdies on the remaining holes will save her.

Tiger is a Alpha Male- spreading his DNA is hard-wired, and his opportunities virtually limitless. For us scrawny, socially regressed and comparatively impoverished Betas to sit in judgment of him is laughable. Sounds like he lost his authority with his woman, though, the #1 no-no for Alphas.

A man has to bust his nut. Women need to understand this.

Out.

ilgore wrote:

A man has to bust his nut. Women need to understand this.

Out.

Hahahah

Check out http://www.tmz.com apparently, Tiger's facial lacerations were caused by his wife, not the car.

If his wife inflicted the lacerations on his face, will she 'face' domestic battery charges? Or will her social status and/or Tiger's forgiveness allow this incident to wane.

It's getting embarassing. It's high time , Tiger cleaned up his act.

You heard it here first, I think it was MURDER (pronounced muhrrr-daaaa)

Bigger question: Obviously this is all staged, seems tobe the consensus here (she whopped him good). If a dad can get charged with a felony for staging the baloon biy thing, what can a golf pro get?

HornyAthlete wrote:

I do not think most of you understand how hard it is for us athletes to keep our sexual appetites in check. I am an athlete, nothing at the level of Tiger Woods mind you, but I work out 6 days a week, 3 of those days involving 'max til you fail' weight training. I can tell you that hours and hours after my weight lifting sessions I am a testosterone bunny - I am unquenchable, like a man on an overdose of viagra. So I understand Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant, Tom Brady et all. It is tough for us athletes and it does not help when you have pretty ladies giving you the come hither look either. So I sympathize and understand Tiger's situation because it is tough for any one woman to keep up with an athlete in heat - its tough man.

So, you're really comparing yourself with their athletic ability? i know you said, "nothing at the level of Tiger..." but to even compare yourself to them in that department is hilarious and just another example of how out of touch most "wanna-be elite" runners are.

Here are pics of the alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel: http://starcasm.net/archives/25458

She looks like a man:

http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel-uchitel1.jpg

This guy had the most beautiful woman as a wife and goes with...this?

Why wasn't he driving the Buick?