She has the most angelic blue eyes, sweet smile, blonde hair, and sweet disposition. But she can talk smack. She called her older sister vagina-head and ca-ca butt. And she was wound up when we were all playing tag and yelled to me "Hey, Mr. Butt Crack!!"
My parents were right there. My Dad was red in the face with laughter and could not breathe as he writhed on the ground. My mother ran for the bathroom but still pissed her pants, and I kept my composure long enough to sit her down for a short potty talk time out then ran to the garage to laugh my head off.