You’re at a bar and Keely sits down next to you, what do you say?

touch grass she doesn't know who you are and never will

"Coach" is the wrong word. "Creep" is better.

90% of the posters here would immediately start giving her training advice.

Keely, have you tried double threshold?

Why the obsession with her? She's a bang average looking woman made to look better by the low bar that is women's sport

Slide her a shot and say "wanna go a couple laps?"

“I’m loving your style. What do you think of Paris fashion week?”

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!! Slow down tiger! I'm old enough to be your dad.

"You’re at a bar and Keely sits down next to you, what do you say?"

Nothing, most likely. My tongue would proabably get hard.

“ what’s your favorite Beatles song” then

” Ritz? or Webb?

What an average Democrat man would say:

"Excuse me ma'am...my boyfriend is sitting there"

"Do you have a brother?"

"Would you consider transitioning? And wearing a furry outfit?

"Can I borrow a tampon?"

Oh baby, you so clever when you talk political. Come back to bed so we can finish diddling each other to Newsmax. You were just saying how much you loved my strong rough hands. . .

Why would you say all that to her?

No eyes for her. Just you, you steed.

I would tell her I respect that she didn't tell anyone, or provide the excuse, that she was ill at Worlds. Her coach later noted she had been. It takes remarkable self-belief and poise to accept the chips where they fall.

Sorry ma’am, I’m married with children.

Connor Mantz went to class carrying his team backpack. His future wife who was sitting across the aisle asked "Do you run for the team?"

I'll have some PED too.

"Please do not mind the tent I'm pitching in my pants!"