got lactic acid?
in the style of "got milk?"
got lactic acid?
in the style of "got milk?"
How about:
"I am a huge douche"
All the physical limitations I thought I had,
have been SMASHED by drive, effort and intellect.
condor wrote:
Cross Country Runners, Run in Mud, F*ck in Blood!
Can also be used if your girl is on her period.
All of these others ones are [retty lame. This one's hillarious.
we run for box
We've got runner's trots!
"Real women date cross country runners"
There was a school in our conference this year and for track they had on the front of their shirts it said "AMC Champs" and on the back it said, "2004, 2005...coming soon 2006" ....needless to say it fired up my team pretty well...but they still beat us...Luckily next year is their last year in our conference....Their distance guys also had shirts that said on the front "Running Miles and Breaking Up Marriages" and on the back "It's what we do."
It was pretty funny especially considering our conference meet was held at a very christian and a very conservative university....Most of our conference is that way so it made it all the more hilarious....
Why not use a picture of a Claymore Mine?
(I'd always thought they said "This side towards enemy", but apparently it's a bit different.)
"We trip on Lactic Acid"
"Hold my medal while I kiss your girl friend"
"My sport is your sports punishment"
They are all pretty lame, but those are the ones that I remember from high school invitationals
Saw a great shirt last week:
in big letters
XC
then in smaller letters below it itsaid:
finally a good use for a golf course
We don't discriminate, we hammer everybody.
"letsrun.com....where your dreams become reality"
no halftime, no timeouts, no substitutes
this is the only real sport
If cross country were easy it would be called your mom.
our senior year, we had shirts that had our school name and logo on the front and the back said, "skinny, bird-chested guys who really need a tan."
proving once again that the average woman on letsrun are at least a little cleverer than the average man.
WXC&TF wrote:
Two slogans that we got reprimanded for as Senior Captains...
XC: "we're the fast girls your mom warned you about"
Track: "we'll be the first to 69"
[first team to 69 points in a dual track meet wins]
"I started running when the cops showed up"
ITS WHAT WE DO!
our shorts are shorter than yours....
we run till our nipples bleed....