Official Super Bowl LIX Thread

I was hoping Kendrick Lamar would do something to trigger trump and the trumpers.

Song is so terrible censored.

My dog was eaten last year.

Your girlfriend knows all the words though.

Oh wait, you don't have a girlfriend.

I thought Beyonce was pretty good tonight

Never liked flag football. Think two hand touch is better, but it probably seems too "backyardy" to be considered a real sport.

At this point an Eagle defensive player should win the MVP, but anything can happen in the second half. I wouldn't be surprised to see them feed Saquon and him ending up with a 100+ yards. If that happens they'll give it to him.

U r gonna see history happen with PM. It is gonna be epic.

The scary thing is... the Eagles haven't played all that well on offense.

someone call me out if I'm wrong .... i believe the age of sideline reporter Erin Andrews is 50+.

anyone believe it?

Now, I understand that this music was not meant for me, but so far, the only thing worse than the Chiefs so far was the halftime show. Can someone explain the significance of the dancing sperm? That show made me yearn for the old days of Up With People.