Say please and beg him. Prostate in front of him if necessary. Give him money. Offer to do his laundry.
Prostrate is the word you were looking for...
No, I meant what I said. My earlier response advised fellating the trainer but humorless OP got that modded, so this was caca’s way of squeezing in some lowdown caca on the sly.
No, I meant what I said. My earlier response advised fellating the trainer but humorless OP got that modded, so this was caca’s way of squeezing in some lowdown caca on the sly.
Did not report. I didn’t care at all about you or your post. You are weird.
So at my local commercial gym there aren’t many runners who use the treadmill. Maybe a couple times a week I’ll do treadhill or workouts on the treadmill. Anyway one day the trainer who works there put on Born to Run and said this one is for you. I smiled politely even though I thought the joke was a little corny. Now he consistently puts on Born to Run and sometimes makes jokes about it and says my name and says this song is for you. Other people have noticed. I’m really exhausted of dealing with this, and he possibly ruined the song for me. How do I tell this man to knock it off? He didn’t listen the first time I said something. What do I do?
Are you M or F?
Wear headphones when you run. Or run outside. Or ask him to play Cake- Distance
⬆️Duh, problem solved. Or bring a Bluetooth speaker and play Bob Segar Against the Wind
Well what are you going to do about it Paco? Room full of dumbbells. Give him one upside the head. The. Place his face on the treadmill and turn it in full blast.
Well what are you going to do about it Paco? Room full of dumbbells. Give him one upside the head. The. Place his face on the treadmill and turn it in full blast.
Well what are you going to do about it Paco? Room full of dumbbells. Give him one upside the head. The. Place his face on the treadmill and turn it in full blast.
I wish. Manager has been spoken to tonight.
Maybe he'll learn his lesson. Yeah, that's the ticket. And learn it the hard way. Because it's your way, or the highway. Right?
And....
The highway's jammed with broken heroes On a last chance power drive Everybody's out on the run tonight But there's no place left to hide
Born to Run and Born in USA are incredibly overrated.
Born to Runs best songs are the sh*tters really... 10th avenue freeze out, night, backstreets, followed by jungleland.
Springsteens real peak achievements are Darkness on the Edge of Town and Nebraska
Springsteen would be the first to admit that every thing he ever done is templated on Eric Burdon's working class fury and Van Morrison's transcendent celtic spirituals.
I'm sure your "Tougher than the Rest." Maybe you can run outside on the "Streets of Philadelphia." or go to "Lucky Town" to run. Believe me when you look back you will realize that these are "Better Days." When you run your race you will get your "Beautiful Reward."
People also tend to think Van Morrison was only an influence early on especially on E street shuffle but I think his transcendent, emotional approach is clearly there throughout the peak of his career. Definitely a strong resonance on Born to Run. Fast forward to the River... Drive all Night... the length and repetition... THE WIND AND THE RAIN... howling into the void. Just like what Van done time and time again, especially stuff like Listen to the Lion. Turning song into prayee and catharsis.
I'm sure your "Tougher than the Rest." Maybe you can run outside on the "Streets of Philadelphia." or go to "Lucky Town" to run. Believe me when you look back you will realize that these are "Better Days." When you run your race you will get your "Beautiful Reward."
I'm going to go listen to some Bruce now.
Nice. I guess we each have to 'take our stand down in Jungleland.'
Buddy is gonna have to "Prove it all night" every night he steps foot in that gym
Haha I thought these jokes were real funny at first, but these are certainly not my “glory days” at the gym. These jokes are getting tedious. As I said, I spoke to the manager and he will speak to him now. I thought talking to him would solve it but it was only temporary.