Don't forget to flush the tolet.
Don't forget to flush the tolet.
could try this
Get up early AM and have a huge bowl filler, good for the day.
Just wear an adult diaper, problem solved.
Tanktopperman! wrote:
DO A ‘TANK TOPPER’ AND LEAVE!!!!
Also known as an "UPPER DECKER"!
Hold it in and poop at Sedona Track
Show her you're the man. Leave the bathroom door open and manspread yourself. Then rip out some bombs.
4:59 wrote:
Just make sure you use the toilet and not the bed sheets....yes it happens
It does?
Every one of those Sedona High track suggestions cracked me up!
GettingFasterDude wrote:
Run the water. Spray air freshener. Put some TP in the bowl to prevent skid marks. Do your business. Flush right after unloading. Finish any extra drop offs. Flush quickly, again. Spray again. Wash hands. Pretend like nothing happened.
This is the correct option. You're going to create smells that are unspeakably bad (for her - we men have a different threshold)...accept that. Two flushes is key - one after you poop, one after you wipe. Lots of spray.