Some day, you'll leave your job. Ever worry about the person who comes after you needing to pick up your leftover unfinished business? I'm sure they will have a lot of work to do, consider your apparent illiteracy.
You got to your local Turkey Trot. You get dead last, behind a person in an inflatable turkey suit, their features entirely obscured. On the results it just says "Gobble" in the name, gender, and age fields. How would you refer to them?
It's really not that hard.
Did you know that people had this same argument about thou and you, arguing about thou being strictly singular and you as strictly plural? Can't remember who tried to start that trend, but they were dumb then, you are dumb now, and I know you didn't know this.