You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple. - Enter the Dragon
Michael: That's how pop wanted it.
Fredo: That's not how I wanted it! I can handle things! I smart! Not like everybody says, like - dumb! I SMART and I want RESPECT! - Godfather II
Also:
Hyman Roth: This...is the business...we've chosen.
Clark: Do you smell something?
Eddie: [sniffs the air] Fried pussycat! - Christmas Vacation
"Is Rusty still in the Navy"
"Remember when I told you I would kill you last? I lied"
"Just a bunch of slack-jawed f**gots around here, this stuff will turn you into a god-damn sexual Tyrannasaurus.... Just like me"
Shakes the Clown...that Bobcat Goldthwait flick from the early 90's... Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son was a clown and was talking about her bits and stated she had a "peanut butter pussy.....smooth, creamy, and easy to spread"
Gotta be the most misquoted line in all of movie history. Its "What we have here is failure to communicate.", not a failure.
just one of many from Caddyshack:
Carl Spackler: What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!
Are you drinking one percent because you think you're fat?
I like your sleeves.
styrrell wrote:
Gotta be the most misquoted line in all of movie history. Its "What we have here is failure to communicate.", not a failure.
OK. I just love the smell of a dirty saloon.
From Slapshot:
You know, your son looks like a f@g to me. With no father around I bet he ends up with a c0ck in his mouth faster than you can say "Jack Robinson"
"I eat a lot of pu$$y man, loads of it. That's how I get my vocal technique"
Comedy:
++Fletch++
"Er..ah..you using the whole fist doc?"
and
"Hey doc, you ever do time?"
Western:
++John Wayne++
Bandit - "I should have killed you when I had the chance."
Duke - "You should have tried."
Running:
++Without Limits++
Bowerman - "Aw...are they chanting the rube's name? It'll only encourage the showboat."
Dellinger - "We could always try asking them to stop."
"Man I was on a trip down to Cuba. Those kids are smart. They were all speaking spanish & that's one of those hard languages."
"Former greenskeeper about to become Masters Champion"
"5 Bucks says he eats it"
"two bowls of split-pleas soup to go, eh."
"give me a diablo sandwich, a dr. pepper, and make it quick. i'm in a goddamn hurry."
"you in a hurry?" "Someone chasing you?"
"Nobody chases me boy"
Buford T. Justice: But I'm in high speed pursuit. Don't you hear good?
Sheriff Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.
Junior: What'd he say?
Buford T. Justice: Shut up! One s*** at a time!
Junior: All right.
......................
Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?
Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.
Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.
................
Buford T. Justice: [with his mouth full of food] Bank robbing? [swallows his food] Bank robbing is baby s***.
............
Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. [a brief pause] Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.
.............
There's just too many good ones from that damn movie.
burdette, burdette... b-b-bur... aw hell, i gots to go!
Buford T. Justice: No Coozy is gonna leave me in no church. Decorating up a whole town, at the cost of forty dollars.
Junior: Right.
Buford T. Justice: I can see her now. Running back up that isle. No she was dancing back up the isle. Knockers bouncing all over joint. [slaps Junior's hand] Let go that wheel. Her ass was wiggling too.
"You looking at me?" - Taxi Driver
"I had to ... correct her." - The Shining
"Hey Wang, don't let anyone know you're a Jew." - Caddy Shack
"What would you do if you have a million dollars?"
[Looking serious] "Tell you what I'd do man...two chicks at the same time." - Office Space
You're killing me Smalls! you're killing me!
from the SandLot...a classic!
or better yet...
HEY YOU GUYS!
from the goonies...another great classic!