Fake Laz wrote:
In theatres this summer:
http://m.imgur.com/zvfFtmc
Fake Laz, your statue is being constructed as we speak.
Fake Laz wrote:
In theatres this summer:
http://m.imgur.com/zvfFtmc
Fake Laz, your statue is being constructed as we speak.
so_funny wrote:
I am a medical student on a radiology rotation. I was sitting behind the resident in the reading room, peeking at this thread (lets be real you can't keep up here of you fail to check for more than a few hours at a time), and could not suppress an audible laugh at a Fake Laz post. This thread has been truly amazing. The internet is such a wonderful thing.
Could someone collate a collection of direct links to the gems in here, for posterity sake?
BTW if we get that Robert Young plain film I could probably have the attending take a look. I wouldn't trust an Indiana community hospital ;) Keep me posted boots on the ground!
smashing gnats wrote:
Jehosephat, what's this "we" stuff? You weren't there. Laz, Ray, Bill, Mrs. Laz were. The interesting thing is that the ones who actually did the grunt work on the ground are not trying to take credit it for it. They did their job and went home. And they are being praised.
You're like the annoying little runt in the stands who keeps referring to his football team as "we" did this and "we" did that who never lifted a weight or played a down of Pop Warner in his life.
In his efforts to right his world he does come across as a fat smelly turd burgler sweating over a keyboard surrounded by empty chip packets and coke bottles.
STFU and go away. wrote:
Jehosephat wrote:The only boot you actually got on the ground (besides Asher, which counts for lots) was a dude who spied in a wal mart parking lot for two whole hours before getting bored and pedaling home.
The geezers were mobilizing before this group knew what was what.
Plus the 24-36 hour posts by rojo. Which, yeah.
Hey pal, if you'd ever been in the military you'd know that everyone has a role to play, from the lowest shit kicker to the man (and what could soon be woman) at the top. So STFU and go away, which you should have done days ago.
e-tough! LOL!
Awarder of Prizes wrote:
It's time for the prizes.
5th place goes to the LRC tech department for doing all the necessary R&D to nail every part of the cheating. Lots of work and no medal, but that's the way tech life is. You do the work, the bosses get the credit.
4th place was more difficult to settle on. The obvious candidate was the LRC trolling department. They are the de facto LRC bosses and decide what should be done (by screaming and insulting), evaluate every result/non-result (by screaming and insulting) and in general make the world go round (by screaming and insulting). However, this time there was also an outstanding individual troll who deserved 4th place, namely Fake Laz. So 4th place gets to be shared between these two and thus goes to "Fake Laz and the Letsrun trolls".
Bronze Medal goes to Markus for starting the whole thing and taking tons of flak and insults from a bunch of cheaters and their group of retarded Facebook friends. He also appeared to be something as unique as a smart, not self-aggrandizing and friendly ultra runner. Very rare indeed.
Silver Medal goes to Laz and the Hippies. Somebody gotta do the grunt work, and they did it. The LRC trolls had a tough job getting them out of their hammocks but in the end they did what was expected of them. They were never considered for the gold medal because of lack of pics and videos. Not documenting the cheater's bloody face plant is inexcusable.
And for Gold ... The Great Son of Letsrun.com, the fearless night warrior, the smartest sleuth of the Internet: ASHER DELMOTT!!!! Without him the cheater would be partying in Times Square by now.
As promised there will be a statue of the great Asher. We have decided that it will be put up in New York. We just have to tear down that French woman with a torch that currently occupies the location where the statue will be. Rojo has promised to fly in a world class sculptor as well as a construction team for the job.
All Hail Asher!
This post sums up so much and gives credit to those who have been brave for those of us who are not. They will forever be remembered...
Jehosephat wrote:
Actually responding a second time because I went back and looked. I don't think I did the "we" thing. I called someone else out for the doing the "we" thing. Ha.
Ooh mommy, mommy I scored a point over those nasty LetsRunners.
Fake Laz wrote:
If this thread has taught me nothing else, its that Rob Young robs the young.
Ooh mommy, mommy wrote:
Ooh mommy, mommy I scored a point over those nasty LetsRunners.
Nah, I'm pretty sure I hit the upright. And I think the person in question is probably a well-versed ulister. Which is fine.
As for e-tough and the military, I laughed. Thanks for the education on how the military works. I was unaware. Heh.
e-tough wrote:
STFU and go away. wrote:Hey pal, if you'd ever been in the military you'd know that everyone has a role to play, from the lowest shit kicker to the man (and what could soon be woman) at the top. So STFU and go away, which you should have done days ago.
e-tough! LOL!
I thought so glad you liked it
A clarification here for "rule No 1" and "sorta comes across that way" -- I didn't ask the question ("Are all ultra runners liars?"); I was the one being asked (while being called a liar) by whoever that guy was who called me an idiot (to whom I responded that I am idiot in regard to not knowing how to use the 'quote' thing: Which now shows how much a deficit it is to be such an idiot as you all apparently took my "copying" of the conversation with that accuser (rather than "quoting" it) ... to get back to where I was, you all took it to believe that I was asking rather than being asked? No, I was the occasional ultrarunner who was accused of being a liar.... Sorry for my technological deficiencies; I can't keep up with this newfangled world. I still read a newspaper every day, for gosh sakes.
Jehosephat wrote:
smashing gnats wrote:Jehosephat, what's this "we" stuff? You weren't there. Laz, Ray, Bill, Mrs. Laz were. The interesting thing is that the ones who actually did the grunt work on the ground are not trying to take credit it for it. They did their job and went home. And they are being praised.
You're like the annoying little runt in the stands who keeps referring to his football team as "we" did this and "we" did that who never lifted a weight or played a down of Pop Warner in his life.
Actually responding a second time because I went back and looked. I don't think I did the "we" thing. I called someone else out for the doing the "we" thing. Ha.
But the idea that you listed who was out on the geezer team lets me know that you are well informed. So, cool. I don't think I'm quite as Pop Warnery as you accuse, but I agree there ain't no we. Which is why I was poking someone else for doing it.
That list of team geezer is incomplete but not that important.
I see it this way, no one other than a small set of dedicated ultra runners would have noticed, or cared about, this fraud if it remained a discussion of RY's miles per day.
It took Asher's initial drive-by video evidence and subsequent security footage to blow thing up and get more people involved in the analysis.
The graph plotters and data crunchers Illustrated the fraudulent miles and
Team Laz made RY try to prove, and fail, at hitting his unrealistic daily mileage.
I, on the other hand, was the first to point out that fake RY was not carrying a flashlight, but a cellphone, in the security footage. I now demand a recount on the award voting.
Who would be shocked if RY claims he is rejuvenated after today and the tracker is back up and he starts knocking out big days?
I actually think SKINS demanded the GPS data from the team and pulled the plug when they examined it.
Guys what do you think Team RY is going to do? My theories are:
1) Radio silence. Just hope this goes away and don't stoke the flames.
2) They will come up with some BS excuse, which I predict will be the whole "well we though that it just had to add up to a total of 2700 miles" thing that has already been alluded to. They will claim Rob had to skip some sections due to safety concerns or whatever BS, and say "that's not cheating, its just a minor 'adjustment' and a lenient interpretation of the rules. The real story is Rob is amazing and did it for the kids".
And his followers will eat that shite up. They will be lighting up Facebook with "haters - stay away from here. We support Rob, he just made a small innocent mistake but he is still our idol and we know he would have smashed the record if not for Laz messing with his shoe and breaking toe!"
heavyd84 wrote:
Awarder of Prizes wrote:It's time for the prizes.
5th place goes to the LRC tech department for doing all the necessary R&D to nail every part of the cheating. Lots of work and no medal, but that's the way tech life is. You do the work, the bosses get the credit.
4th place was more difficult to settle on. The obvious candidate was the LRC trolling department. They are the de facto LRC bosses and decide what should be done (by screaming and insulting), evaluate every result/non-result (by screaming and insulting) and in general make the world go round (by screaming and insulting). However, this time there was also an outstanding individual troll who deserved 4th place, namely Fake Laz. So 4th place gets to be shared between these two and thus goes to "Fake Laz and the Letsrun trolls".
Bronze Medal goes to Markus for starting the whole thing and taking tons of flak and insults from a bunch of cheaters and their group of retarded Facebook friends. He also appeared to be something as unique as a smart, not self-aggrandizing and friendly ultra runner. Very rare indeed.
Silver Medal goes to Laz and the Hippies. Somebody gotta do the grunt work, and they did it. The LRC trolls had a tough job getting them out of their hammocks but in the end they did what was expected of them. They were never considered for the gold medal because of lack of pics and videos. Not documenting the cheater's bloody face plant is inexcusable.
And for Gold ... The Great Son of Letsrun.com, the fearless night warrior, the smartest sleuth of the Internet: ASHER DELMOTT!!!! Without him the cheater would be partying in Times Square by now.
As promised there will be a statue of the great Asher. We have decided that it will be put up in New York. We just have to tear down that French woman with a torch that currently occupies the location where the statue will be. Rojo has promised to fly in a world class sculptor as well as a construction team for the job.
All Hail Asher!
This post sums up so much and gives credit to those who have been brave for those of us who are not. They will forever be remembered...
If you are going to be completely honest and fair, Gold and Silver should be reversed.
heavyd84 wrote:
Are you sure this is from Laz? It just looks the random british guy said it.
Right, as mentioned above, that was misattributed to Laz. It was Lindley Chambers.
occasionalUltra wrote:
A clarification here for "rule No 1" and "sorta comes across that way" -- I didn't ask the question ("Are all ultra runners liars?"); I was the one being asked (while being called a liar) by whoever that guy was who called me an idiot (to whom I responded that I am idiot in regard to not knowing how to use the 'quote' thing: Which now shows how much a deficit it is to be such an idiot as you all apparently took my "copying" of the conversation with that accuser (rather than "quoting" it) ... to get back to where I was, you all took it to believe that I was asking rather than being asked? No, I was the occasional ultrarunner who was accused of being a liar.... Sorry for my technological deficiencies; I can't keep up with this newfangled world. I still read a newspaper every day, for gosh sakes.
That post just confirmed you're an idiot. Sorry.
STFU and go away. wrote:
e-tough wrote:e-tough! LOL!
I thought so glad you liked it
you're funny, tell me another!
I wonder ... What if the polish journalist kept his audio or visual tape running when Rib and Dustin did not know it and caught them on tape admitting and conspiring. That polish journalist may actually be sitting on a great expose story and can claim he went along with it because he was investigating semi undercover.
There is hope
Printer wrote:
I see it this way, no one other than a small set of dedicated ultra runners would have noticed, or cared about, this fraud if it remained a discussion of RY's miles per day.
It took Asher's initial drive-by video evidence and subsequent security footage to blow thing up and get more people involved in the analysis.
The graph plotters and data crunchers Illustrated the fraudulent miles and
Team Laz made RY try to prove, and fail, at hitting his unrealistic daily mileage.
I, on the other hand, was the first to point out that fake RY was not carrying a flashlight, but a cellphone, in the security footage. I now demand a recount on the award voting.
We are in 5th place. The man is right. Such is tech work.