Countless East Africans busted for doping?
"I'm sure the ones still competing are clean though!"
Corrupt coaches and agents explicitly linked to doping?
"That's no guarantee that all their athletes dope!"
Men with 5 o'clock shadow and receding hairlines winning junior races?
"Life is just harder over there, they age faster!"
Proof that EPO is available over the counter and drug testing is nonexistent?
"Still doesn't mean they're cheating! They ran 20 miles to school every day!"
Cheater shoes with literal springs in them?
"Hey they only improve efficiency by 4%, they don't make you 4% faster!"
HONK HONK.