Robert Young fakes run across America

There's no need for Laz to stay. It's over.

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I'm way back 24 pages, but can a u-lister who reads this thread please pass this message on to Laz:

"Dear Laz, thanks for a job well done. I apologize profusely for some of those, what I thought were humourous posts about you on this thread, I realise now they were quite hurtful.

There's no point in me telling you which user handle they were, because like everyone here I used unregistered multiple handles, even those who register one and give non-registered users a hard time sneak in plenty of non-registered posts (yes we know who you are).

Good luck in you future endeavor's and stick to the filter tip smokes they're better for you."

Golden Corral food critic wrote:

Bill Bronger wrote:

To somebody from Europe a Golden Coral is a sight to behold. While I find them gross and repulsive, my brothers fiance was amazed by all of the food and the variety. SO, maybe that was one of RY's bucket list items before they drive to the airport and go home.

But my theory is that RY is steadily plodding east at his trademark 6:30 pace why the RV guys joyride around. Just wait, that RV will start moving east here shortly.

A visit to Golden Corral by a European will reinforce every stereotype they have of Americans. My favorite is the fatties that can't even wait to be seated to engorge themselves but actually eat off their plates as they walk around to make room for more! A more sickening display of food abuse can't be found.

I forget why exactly, but a few years ago I got dragged into a GC for dinner. I was appalled at the fatness of 95% of the people there. It was absolutely disgusting. People were nearly running to the food line to get more food piled on.

Rojo -

Please could you fly in fake laz to replace real laz.

Thank you.

Howard Dean wrote:

Golden Corral food critic wrote:

A visit to Golden Corral by a European will reinforce every stereotype they have of Americans. My favorite is the fatties that can't even wait to be seated to engorge themselves but actually eat off their plates as they walk around to make room for more! A more sickening display of food abuse can't be found.

I forget why exactly, but a few years ago I got dragged into a GC for dinner. I was appalled at the fatness of 95% of the people there. It was absolutely disgusting. People were nearly running to the food line to get more food piled on.

You two obviously don't run big mileage.

Howard Dean wrote:

Golden Corral food critic wrote:

A visit to Golden Corral by a European will reinforce every stereotype they have of Americans. My favorite is the fatties that can't even wait to be seated to engorge themselves but actually eat off their plates as they walk around to make room for more! A more sickening display of food abuse can't be found.

I forget why exactly, but a few years ago I got dragged into a GC for dinner. I was appalled at the fatness of 95% of the people there. It was absolutely disgusting. People were nearly running to the food line to get more food piled on.

The chronically obese people will bring in books, newspapers and magazines, eat alone and spend hours in there. It is the only way to afford to support their addiction.

Where's that total knobhead Kev gone?

Unfortunately, that is the reason we would go there a lot. In college, coach would take us there whenever we traveled. Now my In-Laws like to go there after church. The worst.

Chaps, I thought its time to come clean and clear the air about what happened when that bloke Asher came to run with me. I promise you everything up till that night was 100% legit.

I came into the RV that night far a quick spot of tea and some strumpets and I noticed my mates were watching Hugh Grant movies. Well needles to say I got a little randy and wanted some alone time in the rear of the RV watching the scene where he dances in Love Actually...

I guess my crew felt bad that I was losing precious time. They did try to prod me out of the RV to get running again but crickey o'blimey as I'm walking out to start my speed running I notice a magazine opened to a pic of Margaret Thatcher. Well Mother Hubbard try to see that and not go back to the rear of the RV for a good hour long wank session, or as you Yanks seem to call it a little 5 on 1...

As punishment once I finally finished with that picture of that foxy minx I returned to start my run but my crew drove away to teach me a lesson hence why I was ultimately left to roam the streets of Emporia and Lebo solo.

Hope you can understand this all better now...must go back to me mates and continue this all you can eat sausage in the bathroom of the Golden Corral...

RY

Dustin Beeber wrote:

Where's that total knobhead Kev gone?

He's uploading the crushing evidence that Rob has run every single mile from LA.

RaceBuckle wrote:

wakkoxc wrote:

UPS store to mail crap they don't want to lug on the plane back to England.

It's a shame UPS wouldn't mail back RY in a suitcase.

RY has exaggerated and lied, but leave the abuse thing alone. Abuse is no joke.

dont go there wrote:

RaceBuckle wrote:

It's a shame UPS wouldn't mail back RY in a suitcase.

RY has exaggerated and lied, but leave the abuse thing alone. Abuse is no joke.

What would you believe the suitcase story when everything else about him is a lie?

I still can't figure out your leader here, bloho or rohjo or whatever.

3 or 4 years ago, one of our local city officials was creating quite a stir, & the people banded together to get him out of office. Like here, a message board was used both for & against him.

Of course, after being ousted from office, still to this day he has yet to figure out that his largest opponent in the battle owned the forum he was posting on. Fairly easy pickens to see who posted what, & from where.

But then again, after watching the "now, what does this watch do?" & "I''m thinking of throwing some money at this & see if I can get some glory from it" postings from him, I'm sure he doesn't know he is privy to that.

Side note, in addition to owning the forum, they owned the local ISP where he was sending his personal emails from. Never underestimate your opponent.

It is to Rob apparently. He posted a hilarious pic of himself inside a suitcase on FB.

dont go there wrote:

RaceBuckle wrote:

It's a shame UPS wouldn't mail back RY in a suitcase.

RY has exaggerated and lied, but leave the abuse thing alone. Abuse is no joke.

As someone earlier said, these guys have no shame.

They are likely rolling the RV around while RY "runs" at blazing paces ahead. They will just give a different reason, and everyone will eat it up. I mean, I don't know if it's common for transcontinental runs, but isn't it a little bit besides the point to have the tracker in the RV in the first place?

I mean, that's what I would do if I were cheating. Also wasn't it prior "sometimes the tracker is on Rob sometimes its on the RV" -isn't it just always in the RV now? Probably was the whole time?

At the very least we caused some scrutiny to the record, what we should really be concentrating on now is alerting Guiness ahead of time to verify his records even more, in case these sheisters actually try to break the record.

They're just going to change their stories to fit whatever narrative they want.

So are we to assume that this Golden Corral meal is the final victory meal for this traveling carnival sideshow of buffoonery?

run, eat, repeat wrote:

Howard Dean wrote:

I forget why exactly, but a few years ago I got dragged into a GC for dinner. I was appalled at the fatness of 95% of the people there. It was absolutely disgusting. People were nearly running to the food line to get more food piled on.

You two obviously don't run big mileage.

One morning I ran 835 miles without sleeping. I have it all logged in this hand written book.

doubler wrote:

I will donate a statue to the first person that tips the police off to the mobile meth lab that is sitting in the WM parking lot.

+1 On the way Ange.

dont go there wrote:

RaceBuckle wrote:

It's a shame UPS wouldn't mail back RY in a suitcase.

RY has exaggerated and lied, but leave the abuse thing alone. Abuse is no joke.

RY was joking about the suitcase...

And actually I think the abuse is a lie as well, to sell more books.

RY just came into Walmart and asked if there is a Publix nearby.