Oldrunningguy wrote:
I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to the benefit of my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I preferred this "story" (joke) of yours - made me laugh more. Not bad though
Went to Starbucks after a run and ordered up a Grande Pikes Place coffee. The barista scanned my app and I took my coffee. Wandered over to the cream section and started to stir it in. After a couple sips it dawned on me that I maintain a serious trade deficit with Starbucks. So I ranted and bitched at the barista for 20 minutes about how she is abusing me economically and I am subsidizing her. She was exhausted with me and asked what it would take for me to leave the store and not come back.
Long story short I got my coffee free to help correct this unfair and awful trade imbalance.
MAGA!
Promises made promises kept.