Robert Young fakes run across America

Mrs. Sagan wrote:

Mrs. Sagan wrote:

Oh and almost forgot, a carton of Kool's I'm down to my last pack.

If they're out of Kools like last time, get Newports.

And some grape soda.

Hey you A wholes. We finally have our LRC boots on the ground and you tools are trolling him. Let the man do his work and report back. He is doing the boring heavy lifting that none of you (or I for that matter) are willing to do.

He even brought the bike. Which doesn't look like it will be needed.

knower of Dustin Brooks wrote:

Watch your back, Peter. There are reports of am ax wielding guy with a huge flower tattoo on his chest sneaking around Walmart.

Yes - he leans to one side.

Peter Sagan Fan club prez wrote:

Hey you A wholes. We finally have our LRC boots on the ground and you tools are trolling him. Let the man do his work and report back. He is doing the boring heavy lifting that none of you (or I for that matter) are willing to do.

He even brought the bike. Which doesn't look like it will be needed.

Peter was bored so we try to entertain him.

Haha!

Laz and the geezers did a pretty phenomenal job... they got Rob to hang himself with his own rope while simultaneously teaching them aome stuff. This is good, not bad, and may have the side effect of teaching humility. Which team rob sadly needs. And, well, rob was punished this week. Physicallt, mentally, and spiritually.

As it transitions to everyone high fiving the letsrun "boots on the ground" and doubler lets everyone know here and the ultralist know that he and marathoninvestigations are on the case, all I will say is: dont barney fife it.

There has been a bunch of bullshit in this thread, mostly by folks with zero background or experience in what is going on.

The damage is done. Do what you need to do, but dont harrass and dont be bozos.

Also, cellulitis is no bullshit and he will wind up in the hospital if he isnt careful. No faking.

yeahyeahyay wrote:

Maybe RY *thought* he was running all those miles (i.e., was *told* he was doing so) and the RV crept fwd at night (@7mph) while he slept.

Gravy train, bay-bee!

And the crew was sleeping in shifts and the new driver didn't know that the previous driver drove forward to a better spot for sleeping and didn't know to return to where they stopped running yesterday and it was dark so RY didn't realize he wasn't where he stopped yesterday. See? Nobody knew, it was all a misunderstanding.

This morning they started at around 10:30 ET, ran 2 - 2.5mi in the first hour, and have since been driving in circles in a Wal-Mart parking lot for the last hour. They now appear to have stopped their RV in the parking lot.

We probably blew his cover with him laughing.

Peter, go bang on the truck then run away. He'll never catch you.

noobrunner wrote:

This morning they started at around 10:30 ET, ran 2 - 2.5mi in the first hour, and have since been driving in circles in a Wal-Mart parking lot for the last hour. They now appear to have stopped their RV in the parking lot.

I'm confused. When does the British guy run 70 miles today? Before playing football but after 2 hours at Wal-Mart?

Robbie's Doc wrote:

First, I should clear the air. I'm not a doctor, just a nurse practicioner (whatever that means). This British guy who came in last night, however, insisted on calling me "Doc." He said see was trying to set some kind of record and had a lot fans on Facebook and a website called letsrun, so I Googled him while he was waiting. I hope he's not disappointed when he finds out that he doesn't have any fans here.

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I am hoping his "friends" convince him to stop this running nonsense as it seems very likely to lead to his death.

0/10

Sure. You are really going to risk your license and violate HIPAA for this looser.

The gem of this thread continues. Thank You

Walmart Employee wrote:

Peter, go bang on the truck then run away. He'll never catch you.

Post of the day. (but it is early, and this does not include fake laz post. He owns the board)

Jehosephat wrote:

There has been a bunch of bullshit in this thread, mostly by folks with zero background or experience in what is going on.

The damage is done. Do what you need to do, but dont harrass and dont be bozos.

It's time you haughty ultra clowns crawl back to your list.

RY and crew,

You can shake this Peter guy pretty easy. He's been away from mom's basement for almost two hours. He'll need to sneak away and jerk off soon. When he does, turn off the track and drive away!

Question for Skins...

Will we still be able to track Rob on his flight back to the UK? Thanks in advance!

I dno't think Rob learned any humility. He already had pseudo humility prior to this. His friends talekd aobut how humble he was. And yet he knew he was skipping much of his runs. It was part of the scam. He is a serial scammer. He'll never admit to skipping half the runs. He can't. He and team scam have painted themselves into a corner. They cna't backtrack and admit they were lying now. Nor can they play it off that he was riding just a little bit.

The only think Rob learned was a few ultra tricks about socks, shoes, sun exposure, and not doing stupid sprints to try to impress people as if you're superhuman fast. Not even sure he learned that last one yet. You'd think he would.

The british media has yet to pick this story up. And there had been articles in the sun, telegraph, daily mail, etc about him. Too bad the articles in SI and Outside are about it of the mainstream media. He'll probably lay low for a while and then concoct some new weird record attempt to write another book and put this in the past.

laz quits wrote:

this much I will say;

it seems to be a consistent part of this pattern

to make the claims that an individual is somehow "physiologically different" from everyone else.

they are not.

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I guess the rest of this saga will play out however it plays out.

but, I gotta say, I found it offensive

seeing the handstand photos and the soccer ball video.

and all that crap early on.

that might have been more of a spur than any of the other stuff

to take a week out of my life,

and spend it on the side of the road.

driving from st Louis to Indianapolis at 2 miles an hour.

laz

Thanks Laz. it these kinds of claims that make the sport look bad.