Robert Young fakes run across America

Hey Pete. Are you staking out the RV?

Don't get too close. They might come out and chat with you. then they have the ability to turn on the charm and can make your heart melt and you lose objectivity. Just like the Laz Meister. Remain stealth and keep giving updates as long as you can.

Your statue is guaranteed next to Asher.

To Rob and RV team who are undoubtedly reading this at some point:

You can quit now, not admit to cheating (you won't) and still maintain some dignity, and survive. Or you can continue the whole way and continue getting ripped to shreds and imagine if you get the record (you won't) how much your past will be looked into then!

I mean, I don't care, I'm just a random poster on the internet. But you do have options.

Still in the area, getting bored

Markus wrote:

Big news Rob is releasing his data soon:

email from skins

Hi Markus,

Many thanks for your message. Rob has confirmed that he will be publicly uploading all his GPS data. We are awaiting his final confirmation on when this will be done.

We remain at your disposal if you have any questions.

Best regards,

Michel Pham, Junior Digital Manager- Skins

Two questions, firstly when this happens and this scam is shown will Rob be kicked off their team and will they stop sponsoring him? Two given the assistance from one of their employees will their terminate his contract?

Hello,

I am Beatrice with the Shoe Carnival in Indy. We are located right next to Walmart where this fine runners is resting. We are currently offering buy one get one free Nike Air max invigor. If one of you boys would like to tell Rob to come in my staff would like to take pics with those toeless shoes and put it on the bulletin board.

Sincerely

Beatrice

Carnival store #548

Indianapolis

ThunderThighs wrote:

Markus wrote:

Big news Rob is releasing his data soon:

email from skins

Hi Markus,

Many thanks for your message. Rob has confirmed that he will be publicly uploading all his GPS data. We are awaiting his final confirmation on when this will be done.

We remain at your disposal if you have any questions.

Best regards,

Michel Pham, Junior Digital Manager- Skins

I'll believe it when I see it. Or maybe not.

Is Michel Pham one of the crew guys who is in the RV with RY? If so they should change the brand name to SCAMS

Peter Sagan wrote:

Still in the area, getting bored

LOL! Typical millennial!

Don't listen to the haters, Rob.

That pesky old smelly dude is finally off your back. You don't need to hold back anymore. Just run at your preferred pace. Letsrun will send good running kids to pace you for the rest of the run. 5, 6, or 7 min/mile pace. Whatever you want.

boots man wrote:

A.D. wrote:

A busy of mine will be waiting for him when comes to Ohio - Perhaps near Dayton, perhaps another area. :)

We are going to run/walk with him. Every. Step. There will be no cheating on our watch.

Go A.D.!

Thanks. My buddy is a technophile and is planning on wearing his GoPro and live stream it on the periscope app? Not 100% sure of the app though. Will let everyone know when.

Peter Sagan wrote:

Still in the area, getting bored

Do you know if they are inside the RV?

Maybe in Walmart?

By the way, if someone wants to thank Laz:

Maybe you should approach the RV with a gift, perhaps some Darn Tough socks...

Peter Sagan wrote:

Still in the area, getting bored

Do you see them? Are they in the RV or out shopping/eating? Can you go and bang on the RV's doors and see if they're asleep?

Peter Sagan wrote:

Still in the area, getting bored

Pete, can you pick up some milk and eggs while you're there. Also a pound of ground beef. The Smiths are coming over tonight. Also some more juiceboxes for junior.

Sorry, hon. I'm on my bike staking out this RV. It may be a few more hours. I'll text later.

RY, When you get to NY, tell everyone that you didn't run all the way, because that was just your warmup. Then start jogging back to California.

Mrs. Sagan wrote:

Peter Sagan wrote:

Still in the area, getting bored

Pete, can you pick up some milk and eggs while you're there. Also a pound of ground beef. The Smiths are coming over tonight. Also some more juiceboxes for junior.

Oh and almost forgot, a carton of Kool's I'm down to my last pack.

er I mean "Sorry, Mom" that was awkward

Mrs. Sagan wrote:

Mrs. Sagan wrote:

Pete, can you pick up some milk and eggs while you're there. Also a pound of ground beef. The Smiths are coming over tonight. Also some more juiceboxes for junior.

Oh and almost forgot, a carton of Kool's I'm down to my last pack.

If they're out of Kools like last time, get Newports.

Watch your back, Peter. There are reports of am ax wielding guy with a huge flower tattoo on his chest sneaking around Walmart.