Robert Young fakes run across America

Robbie's Doc wrote:

First, I should clear the air. I'm not a doctor, just a nurse practicioner (whatever that means). This British guy who came in last night, however, insisted on calling me "Doc." He said see was trying to set some kind of record and had a lot fans on Facebook and a website called letsrun, so I Googled him while he was waiting. I hope he's not disappointed when he finds out that he doesn't have any fans here.

Anyway, he was complaining about his foot hurting and being a wierd color. He insisted it was broken and infected. So we took some pictures of it and turns out it wasn't broken. His friend, Justin?, then proceeded to drop a huge binder (turns out it was their "log book") on his toe. Well this did end up breaking it. As for the weird color of his toe, he said he had been borrowing socks from some old guy named Raz? Anyway, he didn't actually have an infection, just whatever had been stored in those socks before rubbed off onto his feet. If he took a proper shower, it would come right off.

As far as the prescriptions go, he thinks I have him some thing for the pain and infection. Really I have him some drugs that are for our patients that aren't quite right between the ears. I am hoping his "friends" convince him to stop this running nonsense as it seems very likely to lead to his death.

Zookeeper wrote:

Robbie's Doc wrote:

First, I should clear the air. I'm not a doctor, just a nurse practicioner (whatever that means). This British guy who came in last night, however, insisted on calling me "Doc." He said see was trying to set some kind of record and had a lot fans on Facebook and a website called letsrun, so I Googled him while he was waiting. I hope he's not disappointed when he finds out that he doesn't have any fans here.

Anyway, he was complaining about his foot hurting and being a wierd color. He insisted it was broken and infected. So we took some pictures of it and turns out it wasn't broken. His friend, Justin?, then proceeded to drop a huge binder (turns out it was their "log book") on his toe. Well this did end up breaking it. As for the weird color of his toe, he said he had been borrowing socks from some old guy named Raz? Anyway, he didn't actually have an infection, just whatever had been stored in those socks before rubbed off onto his feet. If he took a proper shower, it would come right off.

As far as the prescriptions go, he thinks I have him some thing for the pain and infection. Really I have him some drugs that are for our patients that aren't quite right between the ears. I am hoping his "friends" convince him to stop this running nonsense as it seems very likely to lead to his death.

Reported for hippo violations.

fireworks vendor wrote:

I own a small fireworks store about 7 miles East of Indianapolis. A really random bunch showed up here a little while ago. This runner who looked like he was on speed was chewing on some espresso beans. His shoes were cut open at the toe.

The runner man purchased about 55 dollars worth of fireworks, mostly black cats, bottle rockets, m-80s, and a few roman candles.

He was a nice guy. A brit. He told me google his name, Robert Young. I googled his name and found this thread. Saw you were looking for some 'boots on the ground.' Figured I would send along a little of my experience with this runner guy.

Oh, he also had two iv's in his right arm. This other guy would squeeze the iv bag and then the runner guy would say, in his british accent, 'oh that' the stuff.'