Robert Young fakes run across America

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Please post more Sir Laz

Ah yes, Satan.

You did fine work in the Rossi thread.

You're good, Fake Laz!

I've been following Vol State for years and Laz's writing style always adds to the mystique and enjoyment of the race. And when I don't catch your handle at first glance, I buy it!

RV checking in to hospital?

It would appear that the RV just reversed route and went to Indianapolis Community Hospital East.

rhizomes wrote:

RV checking in to hospital?

Wow, looks like it on the live tracker.

To be fair this did follow a double pit stop at McDonald's and Appleby's.

Natty Dread wrote:

who's watching wrote:

I'm not bashing Laz, as his "team" are the only people to step up and check up on this fiasco - but, as an observation - if the people who are watching him don't know if he's out there still running?? Um, really? Isn't that when Rob can hop onto the RV and let the RV put in some extra miles?

Well, whatever. The ease with which someone can accurately record their run and post evidence to the whole world makes this cluster fvck of a run just a joke. There is only one rational reason it's this hard to keep track of the guy.

They are working in shifts. If Laz is posting to the UltraList, then he's done his shift and has found a place with Internet access.

Yeah - that's probably it, but, if I was with a group of friends watching him, we'd all know what was going on, not just the guy watching him. But, we'd use that crazy device that's so unusual and rare to see people with, a cell phone. A dream of a future where most people are able to have a cell phone and can keep in contact with each other. One day. Maybe.

rhizomes wrote:

RV checking in to hospital?

Jesus. Probably time to abandon this attempt, folks.

Fake Laz wrote:

Ah yes, Satan.

You did fine work in the Rossi thread.

Thanks. I love me.

We still have plenty of rooms although a few are reserved on the lower levels. Come on down!

rhizomes wrote:

To be fair this did follow a double pit stop at McDonald's and Appleby's.

Which may be where he noticed the problem.

Kidney/bladder issues are not uncommon after many miles of running (been there) ... hopefully it is something scary (like urinating blood) but not serious.

Oh no!

That is so sad to see the clock continue to count the seconds as they are parked in front of the hospital like that. Time is a cruel mistress. She continues to kick you when you are down.

He's probably gassed beyond his limits after ramping up his actual running mileage so much in the last week...

Community Hospital East? I hope he's ok. Don't kill yourself Rob.

rules is rules wrote:

49 Miles for the day.

Once again the main man comes back at you all! You must be pig sick as so many of you predicted his demise for so many days. Crying out about his mental state and health and slating his past once again.

I should point out that Skins is Rob's preferred clothing for this little run and he has mostly white clothing for the day runs to keep off the sun and black clothing which is compression for the evening runs to preserve and help his legs. This is one forgotten reason why he was in black that night at the garage.

I'll give some of you lot one thing..........there are a few of you that have a good sense of humour and the 'banter' is not bad.

Pity it's let down by the judgemental ones who of course have never ever done anything wrong in their entire lives. I wish I could be an amazing as you hallowed ones.

Isn't it interesting to see the dodgy geezer Asher try to back track on his lies in the latest articles. Trouble is he is this deep in his lie he has to try to keep on lying as he knows his evidence is total BS.

As far as Marcus goes he is now posting more on here as he is being villified on Ultralist due to his awful comments about Rob's past and it's only in here that he gets the audience he so desperately craves.

The people on ultra list are at least ultra runners and know a little about this great sport. What a pity so many of you haven't got a clue and stoop to such low levels in your comments.

For those that do know about this sport I don't have an issue with your doubts and understand them fully, the rest are......

I realise many of you think it's just fun and 'banter' but you don't think about how awful it would be if an entire section of people suddenly turned on you for no decent reason and began to discredit your entire life and question everything about you. Just sit back for one moment and ponder that and think before you post vile things about another human.

Remember this is just a little run and not life or death. There are far more important things to be getting upset about than whether Rob can run fast or slow.

As far as "The Kids" go, this really gets my goat and I'm not going to have a rant but i'm going to point a few things out. This is a run to raise awareness and money for three charities. Two of these charities are American.

This limey is coming to your fecking country to raise money for your fecking children, and you complain!

You couldn't write a comedy about that even if you tried.

Can I suggest that for every person who has written a bad comment that you pledge to donate $1.00 if Rob succeeds in this challenge and to double it if he is proven to have done it without cheating.

I'll wager that I won't get a single person to pledge that.

I'll donate $1.00 for every positive comment i've made on here, Ultra Running Community and on FB if Rob is shown to have cheated or if he fails to complete the challenge.

I'm putting my money where the sausage rolls are and it's treble espresso's with ice cream on top for my horse in this race from now on.

The finish line is beckoning and Rob is defying you all......be afraid as the Brits are coming!

If you don't know what fecking is or banter is just ask any knowledgable Irishman or Englishman and ask them in the rub a dub dub over a nice drop of King Lear whilst discussing the next Captain Cook from this Bacardi Breezer[/quote]

Some valid points but, don't have a cow, man.

You have to keep in mind, a little bit of cheating is ok when you are not trying to set a world record; you would only be cheating yourself. But, around here, if you are going for gold, going for AR, WR - you better back everything up 100% because we are passionate about records and we don't want to be cheated. He's going for a record on our soil. Guess what, I wouldn't care if he cheated on a UK crossing Record.

You, Rob and everyone else with half a brain knows he has cheated in the desert. Now, if he can break the record without being convicted of cheating by Guinness, is another story.

I feel, he will finish in record breaking time. What happens after that, time will tell. Will he be declined a record? Who knows.

inhouse wrote:

That is so sad to see the clock continue to count the seconds as they are parked in front of the hospital like that. Time is a cruel mistress. She continues to kick you when you are down.

Seems a whole lot more like lying and refusing to admit you are lying is a cruel mistress. Mike Rossi's reputation took a similar beating from his ongoing childish refusal to admit what everyone already knew. The attitude is to keep up the lie regardless of how much harm you do yourself.

Go home to your family Rob.

Dishonesty is cruel wrote:

inhouse wrote:

That is so sad to see the clock continue to count the seconds as they are parked in front of the hospital like that. Time is a cruel mistress. She continues to kick you when you are down.

Seems a whole lot more like lying and refusing to admit you are lying is a cruel mistress. Mike Rossi's reputation took a similar beating from his ongoing childish refusal to admit what everyone already knew. The attitude is to keep up the lie regardless of how much harm you do yourself.

My son's resume keeps getting enhanced by total strangers. I knew I made the right choice for my successor for when I rejoin my sweet master,

I'd make a correction to your otherwise erudite post:

"The attitude is to keep up the lie regardless of how much harm you do... your family."