Robert Young fakes run across America

Hey coachkev and andy. You keep using the "flounce" word with glee. Incorrectly, I might add.

I am the one who taught you that word on the ultralist. I was trying to be kind to andy as he was having a sad moment over there.

I am kind of sorry that I tried to be nice and respectful to you in both places. I get that you are supporting your guy, but you are going off the deep end... and merrily taking a dump on something I was trying to be helpful with.

I'd be happy to meet you in person. I leave a trail like a caterpillar. Now have a popsicle and relax a little. And stop using that word. You dont do it right.

Again. Happy to meet you in person. Let's chat.

Tom Crockford wrote:

Being a brit... im sure you are willing to let him finish and provide evidence and not try and trash him.

He does have a crew that should be compiling the evidence and can easily release the watch data.

Honest Question wrote:

I asked this hours ago, but now that you're online, I'll ask again since it got buried.

Honest question, CoachKev: When you forced Robert Young to stop after 373 miles, why did you do it and how? I'm curious because Young said he wanted to go on, and I think he said he thought he could go 400 miles. So why did you stop him? And how?

Read my blog and don't be lazy

CoachKev wrote:

ThunderThighs wrote:

I seemed to have broken you Mr. Fake Coach. When you first started posting here you were threading people with lawsuits and proclaiming innocence because you are part of the Jesus camp. Now, you just avoid answering any questions at all and go straight for the insults. How's Rob fake "pro cycling career" going?

Wanker! Or in American language tosser but that might still be British!

Give me one post where I claimed lawsuits and threats as there are none.

You will all be drowning in your bowls of lucky stars when the truth comes out and believe me we are compiling evidence.

Why not take the pledge instead of spouting more BS and contribute to your kids

You still haven't answered my question from the first half of this thread, how's Rob's "pro cycling career" going? What team did he ride on?

Jehosephat wrote:

Hey coachkev and andy. You keep using the "flounce" word with glee. Incorrectly, I might add.

I am the one who taught you that word on the ultralist. I was trying to be kind to andy as he was having a sad moment over there.

I am kind of sorry that I tried to be nice and respectful to you in both places. I get that you are supporting your guy, but you are going off the deep end... and merrily taking a dump on something I was trying to be helpful with.

I'd be happy to meet you in person. I leave a trail like a caterpillar. Now have a popsicle and relax a little. And stop using that word. You dont do it right.

Again. Happy to meet you in person. Let's chat.

If you were man enough to be registered or provide a name you might warrant a full reply but like most of your mates including Asher you hide

ThunderThighs wrote:

CoachKev wrote:

Wanker! Or in American language tosser but that might still be British!

Give me one post where I claimed lawsuits and threats as there are none.

You will all be drowning in your bowls of lucky stars when the truth comes out and believe me we are compiling evidence.

Why not take the pledge instead of spouting more BS and contribute to your kids

You still haven't answered my question from the first half of this thread, how's Rob's "pro cycling career" going? What team did he ride on?

Where is my threats of lawsuits

This could go in for ages

We are compiling evidence unlike you

CoachKev wrote:

Wanker! Or in American language tosser but that might still be British!

We prefer more vulgar insults on this side, e.g.

- Dipsh*t

- F*ckface

- C*cksucker

- Duck petter

Etc.

rosshm16 wrote:

CoachKev wrote:

Wanker! Or in American language tosser but that might still be British!

We prefer more vulgar insults on this side, e.g.

- Dipsh*t

- F*ckface

- C*cksucker

- Duck petter

Etc.

*googles duck petter*

ThunderThighs wrote:

Tom Crockford wrote:

it amazes me that you think you are important or relevant enough to have your questions answered.

Thats what no one on here seems to understand

You think we are important, otherwise you wouldn't be posting here. We've generated more news coverage with this thread than with your entire cheated trans con attempt.

I think you have a massively inflated opinion on how important or relevant you think you are

Gotta love this forum ...

Desperately trying to accuse a Brit of cheating through any means on the one hand ...

Then hero worshipping the great Nike Oregon Project / Alberto Salazar (and Rupp, but I feel sorry for him) on the other hand ...

NIKE and Salazar ... now those are two of the biggest cheats in world athletics today ... BUT hey, let's celebrate them!!

ALL HAIL NIKE AND SALAZAR

Wake up and smell the Starbucks you blinkered twunts!!

Is there a place where we can read only the updates from laz and ray? I'm not on ulist.

I expect no other breaking news.

Is it possible have a new lrc thread that are only updates from team geezer? A sticky? And no one else allowed to post?

Or can someone do that on a blog?

Where is my threats of lawsuits

This could go in for ages

We are compiling evidence unlike you

Come-on, Mr. Fake Coach, we've been asking you about Rob's "pro cycling career" since the first half of this thread and you never answer. Its like you have something to hide.....

Jehosephat wrote:

Hey coachkev and andy. You keep using the "flounce" word with glee. Incorrectly, I might add.

I am the one who taught you that word on the ultralist. I was trying to be kind to andy as he was having a sad moment over there.

I am kind of sorry that I tried to be nice and respectful to you in both places. I get that you are supporting your guy, but you are going off the deep end... and merrily taking a dump on something I was trying to be helpful with.

I'd be happy to meet you in person. I leave a trail like a caterpillar. Now have a popsicle and relax a little. And stop using that word. You dont do it right.

Again. Happy to meet you in person. Let's chat.

Likewise I would happily meet up. And I did appreciate the tone in your message. As I've always said there are some people on here arguing reasonably and after the truth. My use of the word, the way we would use it over here, was meant to be jokingly self deprecating but clearly that didn't translate so won't bother trying to lighten it up like that again. The joys of text! I really don't think it is worth getting into slanging matches from either side of opinion. It gets no one anywhere.

Tom Crockford wrote:

Keyboard warrior hiding behind a fake name

Tommy boy, don't flip the argument around or try to obscure the inconsistencies and lies that have been put forth. It makes you guys seem nutty.

Why did he lie about being a pro cyclist and champion triathlete? Why no watch data?

We didn't put ourselves out there trying to drum up publicity for ourselves. We simply want to be sure that the record is ethically and honorably taken down. If that is a "keyboard warrior" then I'm in. Until then you aren't going to change anyone's mind.

Flouncing Twunt wrote:

Then hero worshipping the great Nike Oregon Project / Alberto Salazar (and Rupp,

HAHA! You're obviously new here. That doesn't make you less retarded though.

Public Lewdness wrote:

[quote]Phil Knight wrote:

I'm disappointed in you Indy. No live updates from anyone downtown over your lunch break?!

A girl from Indy went out and ran with him today. She posted pictures and HER STRAVA LINK in /r/running on reddit.

What a difference when he was doing 80 miles a day without sweating!

ThunderThighs wrote:

CoachKev wrote:

I'm surprised you know what Occams Razor is! Perhaps you can explain it for your lesser endowed colleagues

Maybe there is hope for the USA

I seemed to have broken you Mr. Fake Coach. When you first started posting here you were threading people with lawsuits and proclaiming innocence because you are part of the Jesus camp. Now, you just avoid answering any questions at all and go straight for the insults. How's Rob fake "pro cycling career" going?

"Now, you just avoid answering any questions at all"

Kev's a bit of a slow learner in most things but as a fawning follower of his messiah Rob he picked this up pretty quickly from him.

Phil Knight wrote:

Tom Crockford wrote:

Keyboard warrior hiding behind a fake name

Tommy boy, don't flip the argument around or try to obscure the inconsistencies and lies that have been put forth. It makes you guys seem nutty.

Why did he lie about being a pro cyclist and champion triathlete? Why no watch data?

We didn't put ourselves out there trying to drum up publicity for ourselves. We simply want to be sure that the record is ethically and honorably taken down. If that is a "keyboard warrior" then I'm in. Until then you aren't going to change anyone's mind.

Im not the person to ask, I have no answers. Instead of bashing the shit out of someone why dont you just wait for your answers, RY said he will answer them when he's finished.

ThunderThighs wrote:

Answer.... wrote:

Therefore, what is weird/rare about that photo to me - is that a person who had suffered childhood trauma by specifically being zipped into a suitcase (a memory strong enough to mention and write about as the specific abuse they suffered) would find it funny and enjoyable to recreate that experience. It is of course possible the situation left no lasting effect on him, but then it is strange that he specifically talks about it.

The simpler explanation is that everything Rob Young has written or said about his childhood is completely made up. It was all just a bunch of lies to sell some books and make money from sponsorship. You don't need to be a doctor to see that.

Indeed. This is all invented by Dustin Brooks to sell more books.