You’re asking MAGA to apply consistent logic, but asking this of the MAGA, a simple and loud creature, assumes the MAGA can think.
The MAGA, a species believed to have first evolved from a lineage of basement creature that still resides with the mother and finds external reasons for their failures, avoids internal inspection and thought as a means of self-defense. Researchers note this panicked reluctance to form full thoughts and think critically may be one of the ways the MAGA are able to congregate, suggesting the freedom to yell in nonsensical thought patterns with no pushback may be how the MAGA identify others in the tribe and bond.
This avoidance of thought makes things like science, common sense, facts, multi-step conclusions, and books very angering to the MAGA. If presented with any of these items, the MAGA is forced to resort to its only defense mechanism; to yell and repeat phrases uttered by their leader, a 79 year old obese man with dementia who paints his face with an orange circle every morning so the MAGA have a shiny object to focus on while the leader is disseminating what new phrases to begin yelling and what old phrases to continue yelling.
Threats to this species include: a nonexistent group designated as a terror group, financial insecurity from self-sabotage, and their inability to find a mate.
