The truly epic threads have pictures attached...it gives them substance. It pleases the eyes.
This thread is close to epic, as it may be the longest thread about 1 guy and 1 girl (who barely speak) ever on letsrun. Throwing in some pics at the end would top it off and catapult it into legendary status.
It's all up to stuck with match.com. Do you want to be just another thread starter, or a letsrun legend?
Your call.
You make a great case mr giver of advice. The fact is I don't have much going for me relationship wise right now so being a letsrun legend certainly does seem like a cool thing. But I hold myself to a level of respect and morals. I also feel that if I posted pics that this thread would probably be deleted. I cant remember but I read somewhere that Wejo doesn't like pics being posted. Maybe if I blur out her face so you can get a look at her body.
stuck with match.com wrote:
. Maybe if I blur out her face so you can get a look at her body.
I would accept this.
Blurring of the face is fine, we will just have to count on you to tell us whether or not she is a butterface. After all, surely you could at least get that detail right.
Hey SUP BRO, would you take a bath with my two daughters? They could learn a lot from you. I hear you have a sixteen inch penis.
giver of advice wrote:
stuck with match.com wrote:. Maybe if I blur out her face so you can get a look at her body.
I would accept this.
Blurring of the face is fine, we will just have to count on you to tell us whether or not she is a butterface. After all, surely you could at least get that detail right.
Yes I guess you guys will have to take my word for it. There shouldn't be any reason to doubt me. After all admitted that my ex girlfriend was a 2 to 3 when I could hav lied and was a 5 to 6.
parenting wrote:
Hey SUP BRO, would you take a bath with my two daughters? They could learn a lot from you. I hear you have a sixteen inch penis.
16"? maybe flaccid....get your facts straight:
48" erect.
16" flaccid
giver of advice wrote:
The truly epic threads have pictures attached...it gives them substance. It pleases the eyes.
This thread is close to epic, as it may be the longest thread about 1 guy and 1 girl (who barely speak) ever on letsrun. Throwing in some pics at the end would top it off and catapult it into legendary status.
It's all up to stuck with match.com. Do you want to be just another thread starter, or a letsrun legend?
Your call.
Second this.
Ok - this mother is now up to 20 pages...which means that it must be quite interesting....but those new to it are really not going to trawl through 20 pages of detail to get up to speed......
so can someone give us an exec summary to date....the guy has a crush...he asks lr for advice (which says a lot) and i'm presuming since its gone on this long something must have happened.....
do tell...
UMM... i just trolled everyone on here. boo yah bitches.
Yeah sure
Two Plus Weeks ago: The thread is made and I talk about the coffee girl and the little that has happened
Two Weeks ago: People start getting on my case about not making a move
12 Days ago: I get her number
10 Days ago: I call her get no reponse
8 Days ago I call her again no response again
6 Days ago: I intend to ask her out in person but she's not there
2 Days ago: I ask her out in person at the coffee shop but get rejected
Yesterday and Today: I act as if nothing has happened in hopes that maybe something not negative can come about
HAHA I sure did bitches. I am the best troll that ever do it. And your the best at not doing shit.
Okay so I wrote a song about the whole experience. Here is what I have. I wrote the lyrics first, now if anybody wants to pitch in and offer any chord progressions that would be cool and I would give you credit when I produced the song.
Instrumental Intro
Verse 1
He enters the coffee shop, says I'd like a large expresso to go
She says to him its my first day on the job, just so you know
Once he drinks the coffee, he knows he'll be back for more
He tells her the coffee is great, I give it a perfect score
Chorus:
Well He has a crush on the girl who works at the coffee shop
She's just like maxwell house, good to the last drop
He wonders if she is nice because he always leaves a tip
But what He does know is that he enjoys her coffee sip by sip
Verse 2
A week goes by and he's been in that shop to see her every day
He's starting to really fall for her with everything she thing has to say
He really wants to get her number, so he can give her a call
But with easy passing day he goes in, he continues to stall
Chorus
Verse 3
One day she surprises him and tells him I'm going to a concert show
If you are interested in tagging along, well just let me know
The concert is next week I dont know the exact details yet
But here's my number write it down just incase you forget
Instrument Solo
Verse 4
After three days he calls her, intending to ask her out
she doesn't pick up or call back, he begins to feel doubt
He goes into that coffee shop, determined to ask her there
But when he sees her he doesn't ask cause he's too nervous to care
Chorus
Verse 5:
He finally gets enough courage to ask her out face to face
She says maybe some other time, I'm going to be at another place
He knows he waited too long, and wonders what could have been
Its obvious he's just a friend now, so all he can do is grin
Closing Chorus
Well He had a crush on the girl who works at the coffee shop
Theres no more maxwell house, he needs a new stop
He now knows shes was nice because he always left a tip
He realizes its time for him to move on and right the ship
Instrument outtro
I want to try and make the chord progresions the same for each verse. Right now I'm thinking in the key of g major.
Do it to the 'where have all the flowers gone' by peter paul and mary, and shorten up the chorus to one double couplet.
That would be something like
G Em C D for the lines of the verses,
then
C G C D G for the chorus
please please please puhhhh-llleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz record that and let us hear it!!!
this thread could go another 20 pages if you do!
Too bad this inst real or you could sing that at the coffe shop I am sure you would win then.
dude...if this guy is a troll then he is really taking it to another level....
if he is not a troll...then the song thing is probably creepy...but there is a dumb and dumber telling me there's a chance chance.....
can anyone possibly describe how hilarious it would be if OP wound up marrying this chick and the best man brings this thread up in the speech....
Verse 6
While trolling his story on LR he takes alot of flack
Dumb idiot he is told, get the 'ho on her back
He knows in his heart there is a higher road in this life
But if he follows this road it will lead to much strife
this is an epic troll thread. 22 pages and still going.
what makes it even more epic is the number of troll thread spinoffs it has created in recent days.
Verse 7
Even after his hoplessly failed endeavor
His nights are filled with constant self-pleasure
The image of her continues to live on
As he j's off to her from night 'til dawn
hey stuck with match.com, since you have an affinity for the big boneded girls check out www.largefriends.com