Hardloper wrote:
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Worse than puns. I agree with the frequent poster matt_london_413 who says sarcasm is hatred. Most ppl need to learn to control their sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the highest form of intelligence and the lowest form of wit. But it's more amusing than boring vanilla talk.
the430miler wrote:
The Edge wrote:
Do you have a PhD or at least a masters in Biology? I didn’t see anything in your post about your academic pedigree.
No PhD. Only a masters degree. That means my runners can address me as "yes master".
On a more serious note, I will never get a PhD.
None of my best professors in college had a PhD.
Ppl with PhD walk extremely fast and use way too much sarcasm. I have a developmental disability and I do not understand sarcasm. I know that it is used by doctoral degree holders because they want to be smart Ellics and smart off to everyone. They think their brain is so fast that they do a switch a roo on everyone instead of answering normally.
In reality, po people who use sarcasm lack intelligence. They are not above all or holier than thou. They use sarcasm because if their own inferiority complex and to make themself feel powerful. Intelligent ppl are blunt, honest, and forthright. They do not smart off to others.
I have a PhD, and could not recommend your resume more highly.
Gracias amigo. I know teaching will add more stress to my life but I'm ready to see my how my runners behave in the classroom. Especially Marcus and Jose.
How fast for a full ride boss? (male)
LetsGetIt wrote:
How fast for a full ride boss? (male)
Depends how fast you want it and how long you want to ride.
Martians Attacking wrote:
I stopped reading after the grammatical error in the first sentence.
Ditto.
In any case, that wasn't a resume. Perhaps this guy doesn't know what one looks like.
If you have no research and no PhD and the school is begging you to be a professor, the school isn't very reputable.
I say go for it then.
nope wrote:
This is not a resume
^ THIS
Whatever university this is will be laughing at themselves for even considering you after they see this "resume."
A resume is not a 5th grade assignment, writing an essay about what you want to be when you grow up.
An academic resume shows (at the very least): (1) Education, (2) Publications, (3) Presentations, (4) Professional Societies.
You have none of those.
Source: associate professor.
shootpost wrote:
If you have no research and no PhD and the school is begging you to be a professor, the school isn't very reputable.
I say go for it then.
An adjunct is a hired (for not much) gun to teach a specific class. Research and PhD are not necessarily needed. Do you know your stuff (education and experience), can you teach it, and do you have at least a Masters in the area? It's not a tenure-track position. We don't care one iota about any of the stuff in that rambling error-filled essay he for some reason called a resume'.
For a tenure-track position, we do care mostly about research, but also about fit and culture and motivation and other indicators that you might be a good person to work with for years, will represent us well, and will treat the students right. We do ask for thorough statements on teaching philosophy and research philosophy.
Source: full professor in Engineering who has been on a whole lot of faculty search committees at a couple very different schools. But adjuncts are often chosen by the dept chair with dean approval and don't go through a whole search committee and interview process.
This is the sentence at which they would stop reading.
the430miler wrote:
Biology education runs deep within the passionate, genetic, talented bloodlines of my family and I.
CV or GTFO.
And people who have master’s degrees who want people to call them “master” are first rate d1psh1ts.
Er... wrote:
This is the sentence at which they would stop reading.
the430miler wrote:
Biology education runs deep within the passionate, genetic, talented bloodlines of my family and I.
Indeed. This wall of words is going to exclude, rather than recommend, you. Or should I say, "yourself"?
In terms of your normal trolling, this one is better. I mean, you did not actually post a resume, and if you were really serious about this you would not be sending anything to members of the Board, which is as good a way to get fired as I can think of. Being an adjunct is seriously not anything to be excited about- part-time pay, no benefits, etc. An adjunct professor is, of course, not a full professor. But for once, people are (mostly) taking you seriously, even if some miss the sarcasm.
the430miler wrote:
Not yet amigo.
I write my own books and read them to myself.
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Gnarly!
Karl Hungus wrote:
CV or GTFO.
And people who have master’s degrees who want people to call them “master” are first rate d1psh1ts.
I thought the only people called "master" are kids in boys' prep schools.
Who would hire a guy who rights stuff like this?
Seriously.
Ramble on wrote:
Who would hire a guy who rights stuff like this?
Intentional irony?
the430miler wrote:
The Edge wrote:
Do you have a PhD or at least a masters in Biology? I didn’t see anything in your post about your academic pedigree.
No PhD. Only a masters degree. That means my runners can address me as "yes master".
On a more serious note, I will never get a PhD.
None of my best professors in college had a PhD.
Ppl with PhD walk extremely fast and use way too much sarcasm. I have a developmental disability and I do not understand sarcasm. I know that it is used by doctoral degree holders because they want to be smart Ellics and smart off to everyone. They think their brain is so fast that they do a switch a roo on everyone instead of answering normally.
In reality, po people who use sarcasm lack intelligence. They are not above all or holier than thou. They use sarcasm because if their own inferiority complex and to make themself feel powerful. Intelligent ppl are blunt, honest, and forthright. They do not smart off to others.
No, sarcasm is a way to make a joke. For instance, you make a mistake on the board and one of your students asks about it. You can say, "thanks, I was just seeing if anyone was paying attention." Everyone knows that's bs, but it's a nice joke to lighten the mood.
Adjunct positions are, by definition, not on the tenure track.
the430miler wrote:
Biology education runs deep within the passionate, genetic, talented bloodlines of my family and I.
-the430miler
mentality over physicality
head track coach and assistant xc coach
a university in san Antonio
Your bloodlines aren't talented enough to enable you to surpass a kindergartner in the basic employment of the correct grammar of your native language after several decades of practice. Are you related to the brosjo?