OP=nuts wrote:
minkum wrote:
OP has latent homosexual tendencies. 430 miler you should not be allowed near teenage males. Not sure why you try so hard to be funny trolling. You might be better but try too hard.
Some posters state they are entertained by OP. OP is mentally ill. OP is not trolling. OP, I am sure fluctuates between being under medicated and over medicated. Posters begging OP for more are not helping.
I have no duty or obligation to help. Not my patient, not my problem.
Threads like this make me miss dyestat. Hope all is well, the430miler.
I excreted an "oily" substance while reading this.
the430miler wrote:
Hello all.
I am a semi pro runner and longtime contributor on letsrun. I have run 427 for the mile and am now a collegiate coach in American 7th largest city.
I have been distributing my collegiate runners "oil" to apply on their armpits/groin/crotch to make their limbs glide easier during races.
1st off, I just want to make sure this isn't against any state or federal laws.
2ndly, this is a huge advantage and makes them be able to pump their arms faster and also each stride is much more fluent. The armpit area and groin/crotch must be shaved in order for the "slickness" of the oil to be greasy enough for a physiological advantage via racing.
Do you do this with your athletes as a coach, and if so, do you keep it a secret?
I pay for the oil out of my own pocket, as I am willing to exort to all extreme measures for my athletes to be successful and be champions. Even though running us a psychological warfare, every now and then I sit in my basement and devise a new tactic that can help my team on the physical level. They must help themselves mentally, and I can only aid them physically. Which is what a coach does, nothing but a physiological advice giver who occasionally gives his warriors a new product or invention. This is my newest raceday weapon within my arsenal and coaching repertoire; the rest of the solutions to victory exist only within my athletes mentality. It's in their brain. It's in the deepest desires. It's in their heart.
Thanks.
-the430miler
Mentality > physicality
Gracias amigo! Long live the dyestat familia
I might just steal that brilliant idea. Although we already had excellent placements in the Big 10 T&F championships this past May (with our men finishing 12th and our women 13th), I'm sure the oil will help us to place even better!
-Mike Turk
Without giving away the secret formula, is this an organic, vegetable-based oil?
Are you considering mass marketing your go-fast lube?
Any anecdotal support that is actually works?
How can we be sure there are no banned substance contaminants?
I can't believe you are a college coach if you are posting threads like this. Have you not heard of body glide? Literally tell your athletes to go get some body glide if they suffer chafing, or just go get some tubes of it at any running store to give to them. This weird oils crap is stupid and grounds for all kinds of litigation against you 430. You sound like a nut.
I have the feeling we gonna see the end result of this on DailyMail with someone being arrested.
kaguare wrote:
430 has never been funny. You have exposed yourself as a moron due to your finding his inane fabrications funny.
You poor baby.
Why are you posting on his thread? You have major issues, dude. Seek professional mental health care, immediately.
noter of incels wrote:
kaguare wrote:
430 has never been funny. You have exposed yourself as a moron due to your finding his inane fabrications funny.
You poor baby.
Why are you posting on his thread? You have major issues, dude. Seek professional mental health care, immediately.
Oh...I am sorry I hurt feelings. You probably grew up when everybody got a ribbon for participating. Welcome to reality. No ribbon for the moron who reflexively labels his superiors as incels.
kaguare wrote:
430 has never been funny. You have exposed yourself as a moron due to your finding his inane fabrications funny.
If you dont like his material, then why read it? Why not just turn your neck and look the other direction?
Be that as it may, for the record, the430miler and his brilliant mundane comedy remains to be the only that I periodically check in to this silly website.
He gives me a smile and unique training viewpoints that I cannot find elsewhere on the internet. Or in real life for that matter.
Montana Mike wrote:
kaguare wrote:
430 has never been funny. You have exposed yourself as a moron due to your finding his inane fabrications funny.
If you dont like his material, then why read it? Why not just turn your neck and look the other direction?
Be that as it may, for the record, the430miler and his brilliant mundane comedy remains to be the only that I periodically check in to this silly website.
He gives me a smile and unique training viewpoints that I cannot find elsewhere on the internet. Or in real life for that matter.
You are not bery bright. It is OK. There are more of you than me. C'est la vie.
T.M.A.D.H.A.S.F.N.E
kaguare wrote:
noter of incels wrote:
You poor baby.
Why are you posting on his thread? You have major issues, dude. Seek professional mental health care, immediately.
Oh...I am sorry I hurt feelings. You probably grew up when everybody got a ribbon for participating. Welcome to reality. No ribbon for the moron who reflexively labels his superiors as incels.
. . . . .And as expected, you continue your whining like a little child.
the430miler wrote:
Not Jamin wrote:
If you have run 427 for the mile, why is your screen name “the430miler” instead of the427miler?
It's due to many many years of consistently "averaging" around 430
why do you sprinkle quotation marks on your sentences like croutons?
if in doubt, leave 'em out
Well, 430miler does live and coach in texas now. We all know that oil is black gold in texas. He's obviously doing something right and I'm sure other Texans have no problem with him utilizing their Texas Tea.
Do you have a patent? You should get a patent on your special go-fast oil. You are definitely on to something.
I will give you another weapon for your arsenal, Ben Gay applied to the testicles 5 minutes before race time. I had a teammate do this and he PR’d because of it. True story.
If you get really good at rubbing oil on the girls you could get a coaching job at Harvard.
A) Is there a range of distances where this oil is more effective for runners?
B) How do you prepare your athletes mentally to compete?